Beat: Parents found coke in my room

[TIEdup14]

wtf your mom still cleans your room?

[jbrent33]

Why did you have leftover coke?

[pavey21]

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tell that bitch to stay out of your room

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Yeah...i did that.

[pavey21]

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wtf your mom still cleans your room?

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better her than me

[pavey21]

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Why did you have leftover coke?

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Umm there wasnt even enough for a whole line leftover...I had cut it and then did a couple lines before I went out..it was more leftover powder / residue...i was too lazy to clean it up well, stupid mistake.

[Stake Monster]

Tell her it's your poker money and you converted it to powder at the friendly local street corner dealer because you're afraid the goverment might charge you taxes if you had so much cash with you.

Then proceed to tell her you were going to use this poker powder to buy her a nice set of pots and pans. This technique cannot lose, and it's why I have been so successful at life!

[cobrakai111]

I don't think I let me parents in my room since I hit puberty and discovered masterbation.

[pavey21]

Beat: No lock on my room door

[SgtJake]

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Do coke off your moms tit

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ROFL

[Golden_Rhino]

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wtf your mom still cleans your room?

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better her than me

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Life lesson: If your mom cleans your room, don't leave any blow in there.