college beat

[cheer]

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Studied hard and earned a B on both lec and lab like i said. So thats the real story.

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by this I mean I studied about 3 hr before each final

[MikeyPatriot]

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i hate you all. here is the story. this is a bio requirement that doesn't even count toward my technical GPA. I slacked off for about half the semester and was planning on dropping the course at the last sec because if I waited long enough I still can be considered a "Full time" student. I do this so I can get free health insurance. Anyway my ass hole adviser forgot about our meeting that I planned a week in advance to go on some fishing trip to Canada (I am in the College of Food and Environmental Sciences... Major: Applied Econ). because of his dick head move I couldn't drop the course. I meet with my Profs of this class and told them what happened. Anyway I was getting like 40% because like I said I already was planning on dropping the course. I turned in aprox. 450 points of late work and starting turning in everything and regularly attended lecture and labs. Studied hard and earned a B on both lec and lab like i said. So thats the real story.

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Free? Or does this only mean you're still on mommy and daddy's plan?

[citanul]

cliffs notes:

i tried to scam the system to get free health insurance like a total douchebag.

it backfired.

now i feel i'm entitled to a move up in my grade because after all i was honest with my professor about the fact that i was just treating his class like a joke to get free health insurance. after all, i did show that had i worked, i could have done better than a D, and that's just like actually having earned the grade.

c

[neverforgetlol]

OP, for my bio requirement i took "biogeography of the global garden" that's the easiest way to do it.

[stinkypete]

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edit: lol entitlementaments.

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This is such a poor effort. "lol entitlements." was so clearly the way to go on this one.

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i'd go with lol entitleaments

[citanul]

$10 on stars to the first person who shows proof of having gotten all the info contained in this thread to the guy's advisor. $20 to anyone who gets it to the professor. original poster is not eligible.

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citanul: why are you so bitter? flame me for trying to work the system? go for it.



ass hat.

[citanul]

i'm not bitter.

you just seem like a [censored] human being, if one were to judge by this thread only... you might not be a [censored] person, but i have no other resource with which to judge. you tried to shoot an angle, and it *might* have not worked out for you, so you blame everyone for the system actually working out somewhat correctly.

similar $30 prize for anyone excluding op who notifies op's health insurance co of his attempted fraud.

op, also, if this is a distributional requirement, why didn't you just take it and actually do the work, which would have gotten the requirement out of the way?

whatever, like i said, i just hope it bites you in the ass.

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[IronFly]

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Even though I got a B on both my lab final and lecture final they still don't think I deserve the C-. what bitches.

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This is the part that makes you a huge douche.

You blew off this class and tried to make it up at the end. The prof let you turn in 450/1000 points worth of late work, but you still can't hack a high enough grade on the final & lab to get a C-. Then, before the meeting where you'll beg him for a favor you post on the internet how he's a bitch?

Check yo self before you wreck yo self!

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self
Cos I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
Droppin bombs on ya moms, [censored] car alarms
Doin foul crime, I'm that nigga wit'cha Alpine
Sold it for a six-o, always let tricks know
And friends know, we got the endo
No I'm not a sucker, sittin in a House of Pain
And no I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya (Uh!)
Headbutt ya, you say you can't touch this
And I wouldn't touch ya, in fact motherfuck ya
Here to let you know boy, oh boy
I make dough but don't call me DoughBoy
This ain't no [censored] motion picture
A guy or bitch-a, I'll get wit'cha
And hit ya, takin that yack to the neck

check yo self before you wreck yo self
Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health

[NozeCandy]

OP is probably forgetting to tell us about the participation requirement that makes up 30% of the grade.