Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

[KOTLP]

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hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies).

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You mean there are places that don't allow this...???

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You mean there are places that do allow this....???

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I guess I'm spoiled. If I haven't sucked on a tit during the first dance then I'm not buying a 2nd one.

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Where is this?!? I hope they wash their boobies between dances.

[Warik]

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That's crazy. By me, you are stictly told to keep your hands by your side, any touching of any kind is prohibited. I haven't travelled far enough to find places like you describe though. Hopefully someday [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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That sucks dude. I'd never pay for a dance if I couldn't touch. What's the point? Cheaper to just hand out dollar bills next to the stage.

[Warik]

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Where is this?!? I hope they wash their boobies between dances.

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Miami.

And now that you mention it, I sure hope they do too.

[Kratzer]

this happened to my good friend about a year ago at a strip club near springfield, MO. some podunk joint in the middle of nowhere with toothless strippers, or so im told.

anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

[WLVRYN]

For my bachelor party in Vegas, we went to Little Darlings. We had a private room for about 15 guys and 3 girls. Everything was going fine until the girls got me on the ministage in the room, and I also got the wedgie treatment until my boxers ripped. I also got a major a nipple tweak that hurt so bad the next day I had to put band aids on my nipples to keep them from rubbing against my shirt. The best man (who lived in Vegas) booted the chicks from the room without paying them and brought in 3 other girls who were much more tender. It was both by far the worst and one of the better strip club experiences I've had in one night.

[rocketlaunch]

Most memorable...went to a club here in Vegas in Dec '05. Met this one hot stripper who gave me an awesome dance and I was just hanging out with her and her (somewhat annoying, definitely less hot) friend when I decided to be a baller and go for the VIP dance in the back.

$100 for what's supposed to be 3 or 4 songs. We go back and not to go into too much detail but for my hundo we ended up hanging out back there for two hours and she invited her annoying-and-less-hot friend up there who ended up being her girlfriend and I got an all-out lesbian sex-show on my lap, essentially for free (since the time I'd payed for ended after about 10-15 mins). Oral sex was had by all (well, I refrained from going down on her friend) and really it was a total blast just hanging out with two chicks who apparently loved sex and debauchery as much as me.

I left finally when my buddy got bored with whatever chick he was with, but I got her # and a kiss goodbye. Wasn't sure what to think until she called me later that night at 2am and asked me to come give her a ride home.

That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined. And no she wasn't expecting $$ for services. Heck, she'd paid for dinner.

[theBruiser500]

strip clubs are my favorite place. its interesting how the change around the world, for instance you'd think a place like vancouver in Canada would have some happening places but when i told my cab driver to take me to a strip club the results were disappointing. i got a girl with an ass the size of a basketball blown up to 10 times its original size, she gave me a dance for $20 but there was no touching. in bolivia dances are $20 and there is less touching, out of everywhere i've been spearmint rhino has the best strip club by far by far, well that is for strip clubs but you can get stuff like sex for less than a lapdance in other places. LONG LIVE SPEARMINT RHINO

[goodsamaritan]

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That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined.

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Lamest story ever. You suck

[rocketlaunch]

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That night is actually a long story, but in short, we went out to eat, I dropped her off at her place, she invited me in...and I declined.

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Lamest story ever. You suck

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Meh upon rereading I realized I kinda built up to a climax that of course never came. I had meant the part of what happened in the strip club to be the main point, and just mentioned how the night ended as kind of an aside. Doesn't really come across that way, I know. Oh well.

[James Boston]

I think I've posted this in another thread, but don't feel like searching.

I was at a strip club once, and was offered a lap dance. At this club, the dancer gets $20, and the club takes a $2 fee as you're leaving the backroom. So this girl offers me a dance and I tell her that I only have a single $20 bill, so I'll get a dance if she pays my fee to the club. She would rather have $18 than nothing, so she agrees. Afterward, I'm walking out of the backroom with her, and realize I left my cell phone. I went and got it, and found that she was gone when I got back. This 6'10" bouncer wants his money, and I start trying to explain our arrangement. He doesn't want to hear it, and was probably excited at the opportunity to bounce somebody. He put me in a choke hold and threw me out the side door. I did manage to get the Ron White line, "Do you jerk off when you watch Roadhouse," out as I was being hurled out the door.