Do all strippers have herpes?

[NT!]

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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i also have a stripper friend who does not have teh herp. that makes two! but she now has a master's in public health, so she's not yr average stripper.

[good2cu]

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my friend is a stripper, but she does not have herpes. so that makes 1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i don't know how much sex she has with her clients - i believe her when she says none, but then again, i believed her when she said she did't take anything more then her top off, and it turns out *that* was a blatant lie.

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i also have a stripper friend who does not have teh herp. that makes two! but she now has a master's in public health, so she's not yr average stripper.

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All girls are lairs. Espically strippers. You think she is going to tell you she has the herp? that is so navie.

I've slept with like 10 girls most of whom are sl*ts/strippers. Not one has told me she has the herp.

In fact no one on an internet message board will even admit they have the herp.

Im guessing everyone who [censored] a lot has the herp and just no one talks about it and [censored] away? Is this the idea? Should I just get the herp young so i can stop being paranoid?

[gumpzilla]

Between the probabilistic reasoning in the opening post and the 16 year old references, this post is practically a Sklansky signal. How is he not here yet?

[siccjay]

I know a stripper/porn star. No herp.

[elus2]

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In other Ship It Holla News,

JMan wins 200k
Good2Cu has his first outbreak - chaos ensues in the mansion.
Good2Cu takes a shot at 100/200 to pay for his valrex.
Good2Cu goes busto - penis falls off.

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Maybe I should just go on cruises and [censored] sixteen year olds when their parents lose track of them. I bet 16 year olds don't have the herp!

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There are many other STD's to be wary of though. Chlamydia is very common among young adults. In fact my ex years ago had it and when she was diagnosed with it the doctor didn't bother testing me for it and just told me to go take some antibiotics for a week. Also I heard being circumsized helps ward against STD's. If anyone can confirm this factoid I'm willing to setup a chop shop in my garage for all you turtleneckers on here.

[Peter Harris]

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16 years old? But that's so young!

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hooray UK

[Bill King]

i used to be f'ing this SMOKIN hot stripper, but then she moved to cali.. she didnt have teh herp then, but she prob does now.. holla to that

[Bill King]

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Good2Cu - don't take everything so personally~

Anyways,

Go get tested in like 3 weeks or so. It'll be scary but worth the peace of mind.

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I was joking. I like 16 years old (if/where that is still legal for me).

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theyre putting stuff in the food man.. 16 yr olds are the new 21yr olds

[Bill King]

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Between the probabilistic reasoning in the opening post and the 16 year old references, this post is practically a Sklansky signal. How is he not here yet?

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b/c then good2cu will know where he got the herp from

[nation]

dude just find some girl who you know has herp and raw dog her a bunch to make sure you get it. then you're set.