Madmeetz not the only one partying tonight - bruiser update!

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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hooking up is 85% skill, 10% luck, and 5% bad beats. clearly he doesn't need it.

[Gunny Highway]

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I just offered him good luck and he curtly informed me that he won't be needing it.

Woa!

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hooking up is 85% skill, 10% luck, and 5% bad beats. clearly he doesn't need it.

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In the long run. But we're talking one session for a fish who's read a couple of books. Luck is much more than 10%.

[Yeti]

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

[/ QUOTE ]I want to bet.

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OK, I actually offered 5:1 on him getting laid. If this is seen as me backing out and being lame, I will lay you a small amount on him hooking up as you were the first to reply.

[ilya]

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

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I think he sounds more like this:



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sadly i have no idea what's going on in that pic, although i guess joe namath was some sort of legendary football player? maybe a quarterback even?

p.s. am i wrong or are quarterbacks much more likely to be white than other football players? what's up with that?

[kurosh]

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i'll give 3-1 odds he doesn't hook up. takers?

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Dude, keep up, I offered everyone on AIM 5:1 ten minutes ago.

[/ QUOTE ]I want to bet.

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OK, I actually offered 5:1 on him getting laid. If this is seen as me backing out and being lame, I will lay you a small amount on him hooking up as you were the first to reply.

[/ QUOTE ]wait, i am really confused now. i think there is no chance in hell he is getting laid tonight. i want to bet $500 on that. how much do i get if i win?

[Zeno]

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Thoughts, comments, suggestions?

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As usual, Bruiser is reading the wrong texts.

This one is a classic: Ars Amatoria, by Ovid

If he gets laid, it will be by accident, sympathy, or an act of drunkenness, most likely by both parties to the crime. By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

-Zeno

[Gunny Highway]

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By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

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[Yeti]

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wait, i am really confused now. i think there is no chance in hell he is getting laid tonight. i want to bet $500 on that. how much do i get if i win?

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Woa, do I look like an idiot? All bets off. Danny, I expect a full trip report tomorrow. I'm out.

[Jack of Arcades]

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he sounds like a boxer s.hit-talking before a bout that he's heavily favored to lose.

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I think he sounds more like this:



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sadly i have no idea what's going on in that pic, although i guess joe namath was some sort of legendary football player? maybe a quarterback even?

p.s. am i wrong or are quarterbacks much more likely to be white than other football players? what's up with that?

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Joe Namath predicted that his team would win the 3rd AFC/NFC championship game. It's what's now known as the Super Bowl, but then the two leagues weren't together. The AFC, which Joe Namath's Jets were a part of, was thought of has vastly inferior. He guaranteed the Jets would win and they did.

As per the QB thing, QB is one of the positions with a majority of white athletes but it's by no means dominated.

PS: Bruiser IS THE [censored] MAN

[billyjex]

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By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.

-Zeno

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i would be a virgin by your standards