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Old 12-03-2006, 12:47 AM
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Default Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college

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i didnt kno how to respond...

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There's so much you could have done here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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split, this is a huge letdown, u know how much potential was there, waiting for u??

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ur assumin girl was good lookin. plus, had a GF at that time...so wasnt happenin

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Ugly people can't afford to be that dumb.
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Old 12-03-2006, 02:21 AM
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4-5 people in my calc class cannot solve this without deep thought:

-2 - 4 = ?

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but doesnt 2+2=4?!?! or is that just another decieving marketing technique?!?!

ughh im so lost!
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Old 12-03-2006, 02:40 AM
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Classes within my major have shown the following;

Class participation = 1 / IQ

Leads to some really, really awful debates.

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QFT, if I had a dollar for everytime I punched someone in the face for saying something stupid during class I would have no dollars and a pocket full of broken dreams.
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:57 AM
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Default Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college

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"But how much do you lose?"

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It is astounding how often I hear this.

Shocking stupidity.
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Old 12-03-2006, 01:54 PM
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Default Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college

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i didnt kno how to respond...

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There's so much you could have done here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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split, this is a huge letdown, u know how much potential was there, waiting for u??

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ur assumin girl was good lookin. plus, had a GF at that time...so wasnt happenin

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Ugly people can't afford to be that dumb.

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incorrect. tho i was surprised natural selection hadnt killd her off yet myself.
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Old 12-03-2006, 08:08 PM
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Default Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college

"Yeah the casino has a 2.7% edge at roulette, but that's not much considering my skill at the game."

"Why do millions of people play roulette if you can't win at it then!"

My friend who's doing Medicine at a good university said this, when I was trying to explain to him that just because he won $2k at roulette this week didn't mean he could win in the long run.
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Old 12-03-2006, 09:34 PM
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"I won't go schizo, will I?"
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Old 12-03-2006, 10:24 PM
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Midterm exam. 2 essay questions.

Dumb Girl: Does it have to be in complete sentences?

Prof: They have to be in essay format.

Dumb Girl: So is point form ok?

Prof: (looking flustered) no, I need complete sentences.

Dumb Girl: So, point form in sentence form is ok?

Prof: (fed up at this point) If you don't know what an essay is, you may as well leave now and save yourself the frustration.

Dumb Girl: An essay can be point form.

Prof: Do it however you want.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:46 AM
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Default Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college

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An Econ prof gave our class a take-home midterm, and after class the idiot next to me asked me if it was an open-book exam.

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um yeah his question is perfectly legit, i've had both open and closed book take homes
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:16 AM
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An Econ prof gave our class a take-home midterm, and after class the idiot next to me asked me if it was an open-book exam.

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um yeah his question is perfectly legit, i've had both open and closed book take homes

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Does the prof go home with you?
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