Who would you rather marry?

[dinopoker]

It's gotta be Salma. Sex with Portman would be like doing a coat hanger. I've been with chicks that skinny and it's not fun (hard on your pelvic bone too).

[Edge34]

Portman FTW. Although I certainly wouldn't kick Ms. Hayek outta bed.

[RunDownHouse]

Thanks for putting so much effort into your OP. You've really created a great opporunity for interesting, entertaining, and educational discussion. Your post should be the template for perfect OOT posts, and I hope we see a ton just like it posted immediately.

[J von Ribbentrop]

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[MEbenhoe]

hi istewart

[Golden_Rhino]

If they never age, Hayek, but if it's a real life situation where time is a factor, then Portman.

[prohornblower]

Hayek is much older than Portman.

Hayek probably knows how to cook better though. But that is totally baseless. Hayek has better curves, but seems like she'd get pretty annoying after a few years.

I think Portman holds up better. I say Portman.

[shaftman11]

I wish I was Morman, then it could be both!

[nation]

is this a joke? portman and NOT close. she's the epitome of the sweet girl next door and i'd much rather be with her for the rest of my life.

[Colonel Kataffy]

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is this a joke? portman and NOT close. she's the epitome of the sweet girl next door and i'd much rather be with her for the rest of my life.

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to play devil's advocate, Selma does have really big boobs.