the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[Duke]

@guids voice box story

I usually handle that stuff right then and there, since quickly walking away feels wrong to me.

"No, I don't know why that guy has one leg. There are a lot of reasons it could be gone."

"Yeah that guy's got real short arms, but I don't know exactly why. It could have been thalidomide."

"Yeah, people would say that that kid's retarded, but he specifically has Down's Syndrome. There's a chance that he's smarter than our president."

[Dan87]

When I was about 10 I was camping like my family and I do every summer. Me and a few other kids were sitting around a picnic table, and as I was eating some lays chips I offered them to this fat girl and said "bet you can't eat just one bag". She ran away crying while some of the kids with me (mostly the guys) laughed, and the girls got offended. I actually felt like an [censored], now that I look back on it though it was great comedic timing because not 10 minutes earlier she told me I needed to gain weight. (I was a skinny white kid)

[dvsfun1]

Not the most inappropriate..more like WTF funny:

In 1982 an Air Florida plane crashed into the Potomac river. I was listening to one of the local radio stations interview some NTSB type expert.
Offhandedly, the radio guy asks "Could you tell us who was the first person at the scene of the crash?"
To which the expert replied "Why, the pilot, of course."

[PokerBob]

me at strip club, to stripper on stage:
"Your mother must be very proud."

[wet work]

This is pretty bad, but I was young. In first grade a group of us were hanging around a globe just randomly naming different countries. I looked down and saw Niger...the next words out of my mouth were "Hey look there's a country called N****r."

[Force1]

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This is pretty bad, but I was young. In first grade a group of us were hanging around a globe just randomly naming different countries. I looked down and saw Niger...the next words out of my mouth were "Hey look there's a country called N****r."

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This reminds me of a story. I was watching the news and the headline was "Niger Famine" and a friend of mine walks in and says "A [censored] famine, I thought we already knew that"?. I about died laughing but I just thought it was short sighted of the news station to put the headline that way as "Famine in Niger" probably would of work without people auto-thinking [censored] famine

Im sure you can figure it out but censored=n word

[miajag]

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Not the most inappropriate..more like WTF funny:

In 1982 an Air Florida plane crashed into the Potomac river. I was listening to one of the local radio stations interview some NTSB type expert.
Offhandedly, the radio guy asks "Could you tell us who was the first person at the scene of the crash?"
To which the expert replied "Why, the pilot, of course."

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Didn't Howard Stern get fired from DC101 for calling Air Florida's ticket desk the next day and asking how much a one-way ticket from Washington National to the 14th St. Bridge cost?

[robber baron]

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After hearing that someone lost a grandfather in the holocaust, my genuis friend replied,

"I did too. He fell off a guard tower."

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hahahahaha

[goofball]

My friend comes up to me around 10/25/02 and says 'here's how we'll dress up for halloween.

Dress up like buildings, get paper planes to stick out of us, paint on smoke and fire

Fall down a lot.

[robber baron]

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This is pretty bad, but I was young. In first grade a group of us were hanging around a globe just randomly naming different countries. I looked down and saw Niger...the next words out of my mouth were "Hey look there's a country called N****r."

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NIGERIA : Is that where black people eat lunch?