NewHousing it Trip Report...

[newhizzle]

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Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat.

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LOL!

almost exactly the story with this guy

[pokerraja]

Why is the random asian guy the best part of this trip report? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. Seriously he rules!

anyways congrats and im very jealous.

[Dids]

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Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat.

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What if my Asian doesn't smoke or baccarat, does he count?

[Daliman]

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Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat.

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What if my Asian doesn't smoke or baccarat, does he count?

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If he's asian, I'm assuming he can count very well. Those bastard always ruin the math curve.

[DcifrThs]

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Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat.

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What if my Asian doesn't smoke or baccarat, does he count?

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If he's asian, I'm assuming he can count very well. Those bastard always ruin the math curve.

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LOL. you have really come through in this thread. nh.

Barron

[Daliman]

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Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat.

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What if my Asian doesn't smoke or baccarat, does he count?

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If he's asian, I'm assuming he can count very well. Those bastard always ruin the math curve.

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LOL. you have really come through in this thread. nh.

Barron

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TY sir. My 2+2 life is interspersed with moments of sheer competence.

[mike l.]

"Vegas rule #64: If you are male and traveling in a group of three or more, you MUST have a asian guy with you. If you do not, one will be assigned to you, but you must supply him with cigarettes and money for baccarat."

POTD. very funny

[DeathDonkey]

Maybe dumb question: why is the amount on the check much less than the listed first prize? Did he tip the difference or did they take that much for taxes (doesn't seem like enough)? I'd like to be prepared for when I have my first 7 figure score [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-DeathDonkey

[gobboboy]

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Maybe dumb question: why is the amount on the check much less than the listed first prize? Did he tip the difference or did they take that much for taxes (doesn't seem like enough)? I'd like to be prepared for when I have my first 7 figure score [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-DeathDonkey

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"As for Newhouse, a $1,519,020 first-place cash prize, entry into the World Poker Tour Championship, and a WPT title were his rewards for winning the 2006 Borgata Poker Open."

[cts]

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What if my Asian doesn't ... baccarat, does he count?

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lol ya right