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Old 09-19-2006, 01:43 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

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Donkeys running lucky dont make $60,000 a month for 6 months. I did get lucky to win my first few games though. I wouldnt suggest starting with only a $20 bankroll. LOL

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after reading your "blog" yes you are a donkey

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*cough* HU for bankrolls! *cough*
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:46 AM
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I made an initial deposit of $20 and made $2,000 in the first week. Now I make over $60,000 a month. This has to be one of the greatest double ups of all time. I talk about the specifics on how I did this in my blog Its nothing too spectacular. I play 5 person SNGs exlusivly. They are the easiest money online. Has anyone made more money with a deposit of $20 or more.

P.S. Ive been making more than $60,000 for 6 months.

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Yeah Man!!!! Good for you!!!!

Poker's really actually very easy, and nobody knows who the hell loses, because we all win!!!!
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:53 AM
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

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sugarplums?

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,


But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.


And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.


But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

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Good night
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:56 AM
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

Hey the cheat thing was not placed by me. That is google that puts that there. I do not even know what the site is because I am not allowed to click on my own banner. If anyone has seen it fill me in on what it is. Ive been wondering.
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:56 AM
Sponger. Sponger. is offline
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If you want to make the $1,000 per day, like the above paragraph talks about, this is the easiest target to shoot for. 5 games per day. 2 wins, 2 seconds, and one loss.

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It's so easy, all you have to do is have 80%ITM

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Yeah I'd like the author to talk more about this bunch of [censored]. 80% ITM? Really? WOW!
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:01 AM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

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Donkeys running lucky dont make $60,000 a month for 6 months. I did get lucky to win my first few games though. I wouldnt suggest starting with only a $20 bankroll. LOL

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after reading your "blog" yes you are a donkey

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*cough* HU for bankrolls! *cough*

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lol....I'd have no problem playing him heads up cash
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:03 AM
mrmajesty mrmajesty is offline
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

80% ITM is not hard to achieve in a 5 person SNG. Go on Paradise and try it out for yourself. These games are soft. If you dont believe me play a couple $20 5 person SNGs on there and see for yourself
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:04 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

n1 rika.

majesty, how will you respond to this challenge?
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:06 AM
mrmajesty mrmajesty is offline
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Default Re: Turned $20 deposit into $60,000 a month!

Im down to play Rika heads up.
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:07 AM
IronDragon1 IronDragon1 is offline
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Im down to play Rika heads up.

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This thread has the potential to be 75% less retarded.
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