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all I want to do is read a few chapters have a few drinks and get out some, very low keu. [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] "wtf arwe you trying to drink from my drink because that i gross and I will have to order another" and then she said " we will encounter each other later and did this rubbing thing to my stomach" and I mwas like "encounter? wtf does that mean you are oi=going to stab me?" and then she left. [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] and then she did some kissing thing to my neck but Jeremy looked pissed so I said "im going outside to smoke" which I did she followed, so did other Jeremy [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] I felt bad like I had done something to piss off other Jeremy but at the same time I was thinking having some sex tnight would be cool so I felt torn I kept walking and so did they. [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] all I knew was that I wanted a [censored] milk shake, I pressed on leaving them both behind. [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] I got to the diner, alone without the girl, I had the milk shake but no sex also I forgot my [censored] book. [/ QUOTE ][ QUOTE ] such is my life [/ QUOTE ] The prose here is excellent - seriously. <font color="white">not being sarcastic!</font> |
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#22
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Nice tirp reoprt
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#23
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Don't you see!!! You are Jeremy!!
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#24
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[censored],
"I got to the diner, alone without the girl, I had the milk shake" Was this a typo or did you actually get there and after all the drama forget that you wanted a malt? Or did they not have malts? I had a vanilla malt w/ extra malt yesterday. It was great. I also had drinks last night w/ a dude from Seattle named Jeremy. And Thursday night this chick was doing that stomach rubbing/scratching thing. Bizarre. |
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#26
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ahahahaha
stuey FTW can we get a scene at the bar with him, a book, jeremy 2 and tummy scratching girls? |
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Next time you should bring a stick with the book to help fight off the chicks. (Though you seemed to do an adequae job without one.)
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#28
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At one point in every man's life they must choose: milkshake or sex.
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#29
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[/ QUOTE ] Genius. |
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#30
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El Diablo,
I'm glad you asked because I left out an important detail which made the night worse. They were out of malt mix so I had to settle for a shake. Sometimes I just can't win. |
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