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Old 07-29-2006, 01:21 PM
Evenkeal Evenkeal is offline
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

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all I want to do is read a few chapters have a few drinks and get out some, very low keu.


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"wtf arwe you trying to drink from my drink because that i gross and I will have to order another" and then she said " we will encounter each other later and did this rubbing thing to my stomach" and I mwas like "encounter? wtf does that mean you are oi=going to stab me?" and then she left.


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and then she did some kissing thing to my neck but Jeremy looked pissed so I said "im going outside to smoke" which I did she followed, so did other Jeremy


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I felt bad like I had done something to piss off other Jeremy but at the same time I was thinking having some sex tnight would be cool so I felt torn I kept walking and so did they.


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all I knew was that I wanted a [censored] milk shake, I pressed on leaving them both behind.


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I got to the diner, alone without the girl, I had the milk shake but no sex also I forgot my [censored] book.


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such is my life

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The prose here is excellent - seriously. <font color="white">not being sarcastic!</font>
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:32 PM
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Nice tirp reoprt
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:45 PM
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Don't you see!!! You are Jeremy!!
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:11 PM
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

[censored],

"I got to the diner, alone without the girl, I had the milk shake"

Was this a typo or did you actually get there and after all the drama forget that you wanted a malt? Or did they not have malts?

I had a vanilla malt w/ extra malt yesterday. It was great.

I also had drinks last night w/ a dude from Seattle named Jeremy.

And Thursday night this chick was doing that stomach rubbing/scratching thing.

Bizarre.
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:35 PM
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Old 07-29-2006, 07:03 PM
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

ahahahaha

stuey FTW


can we get a scene at the bar with him, a book, jeremy 2 and tummy scratching girls?
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Old 07-29-2006, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

Next time you should bring a stick with the book to help fight off the chicks. (Though you seemed to do an adequae job without one.)
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Old 07-29-2006, 08:24 PM
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

At one point in every man's life they must choose: milkshake or sex.
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:52 PM
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Genius.
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: crazy night:: again I dont get the girl

El Diablo,

I'm glad you asked because I left out an important detail which made the night worse. They were out of malt mix so I had to settle for a shake. Sometimes I just can't win.
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