The poker playing monkey doesn't look so smart (Video)

[ZPinhead]

Remember, when chimps attack their primary targets (for biting off) are:
1. Genitals
2. Fingers
3. Face

I would say that trying to tilt Mikey would be -EV.

[Peter Harris]

he's got that over the shoulder "Service! SIERRA NEVADA!" look honed to a fine art, i'll give him that.

[pokerstarswhat]

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I can't wait for Phil Hellmuth's response: "Freakin' monkey stuff. This ape doesn't even know how to spell poker."

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Now we would see some fireworks if this chimp knocks hellmuth out of the wsop!

[friscopabs]

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Remember, when chimps attack their primary targets (for biting off) are:
1. Genitals
2. Fingers
3. Face

I would say that trying to tilt Mikey would be -EV.

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HAHA... uh oh...

[Freudian]

Imagine being rivered by a monkey that procedes to throw faeces on you. Thats a bad beat.

[MS Sunshine]

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Remember, when chimps attack their primary targets (for biting off) are:
1. Genitals
2. Fingers
3. Face

I would say that trying to tilt Mikey would be -EV.

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My longshot pick for the WSOP:

The chimp is a former PokerSpot customer and bites Dutch in the balls.

MS Sunshine

[ubercuber]

That was horrible! I was too embarrassed for everybody involved to watch the end. I can't decide which is worse...the monkeys performance or the host's lack of preparation! Der.. how many do I deal?

[SkandarAkbar]

I hope he nails that overboard loud douche from last year with a pile of crap after he sucks out on him.