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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"
I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off. At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it. |
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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal" I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off. At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it. [/ QUOTE ] Winner! |
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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal" I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off. At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it. [/ QUOTE ] I hope this is true. |
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#24
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I bought into a 30/60 game on UB with 800 dollars yesterday.
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#25
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I spent 6 hours 4 tabling nl yesterday.
I then spent 9 minutes playing blackjack. Guess which one netted me more $$ |
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#26
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today i processed $3k in blackjack withdrawls that i had forgotten about, and had i not done it within the next two weeks the casino would have rightly took all my money from the accounts. and now since it's money i didn't expect to have i'm going to blow it somehow.
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#27
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I bet $100 that Dave Chapelle's girlfriend in the movie Half Baked is not the same girl that plays Hillary Banks on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. For some reason my friend was 100% positive they are the same person even though I told him I used to own the movie Half Baked and they look nothing alike. +$100. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#28
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Made some bets at this rigged soccer world cup.
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[ QUOTE ] My friend and I were doing some rounds of guess the car colour, where both players wait in front of the house waiting for a the car of their colour to pass by. If you win the loser has to either eat a spoonful of whatever the winner wants, or he has to bleed a cap full of blood. I managed to get two spoonfulls on him and one cap full of blood. I only had to take one spoonfull, which made me vomit. [/ QUOTE ] They're spreading Aids blood to and freezing it in hopes to Poz the world someday. |
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I discovered I had $20 in my Starluck account with no cashout restrictions, but what was I going to do with $20? I decided I'd rather have $40 or $0 so I put it on black and then cashed out $40. Now I can say I'm a lifetime winner at roulette.
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