What would you do if you caught your son having sex?

[Aloysius]

DB - daughter... I stop that [censored]. Then I take the dude out back and I shoot him. I feel like that's pretty standard?

-Al

[Mrs. Utah]

My first thought was...Thank God its not my daughter!

[diebitter]

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DB - daughter... I stop that [censored]. Then I take the dude out back and I shoot him. I feel like that's pretty standard?

-Al

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Sounds a little pussy to me.

[___]

I want there to be some sort of random bias that is making the daughter poll so close, but I doubt there is.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

My mom acted like nothing happened. The next day she told me to be sure to "Be safe."

-Craig

[Aloysius]

DB - yeah seems kind of tame. I'll think of something much crueler and more painful by the time I have kids.

Thanks for the Advice,
-Al

[Aloysius]

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All throughout high school whenever i was trying to diddle my girlfriend, my mom would barge in and regardless of if I was clearly having a great time, stand there and yell at us to stop.

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Oh and Gorilla... that's honestly kind of f'ed up.

-Al

[astroglide]

i've always taken diddling to mean female masturbation

[diebitter]

I keep laughing at all the votes for calling the cops while someone's boinking your daughter.

"Come quick, someone's banging my daughter!"

"Is it rape?"

"ah, well, not technically..."

[Click]

And if the cops do turn up, they can ask the guy to 'come quietly'

[diebitter]

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i've always taken diddling to mean female masturbation

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diddling can mean boinking too. 'diddling the bean' or 'flicking the bean' are expressions of female stress relief tho around our way.