Funny girlfriend quotes

[Phoenix1010]

gf: So you're homophobic?
me: No, I just don't want to go to a gay bar.
me: I'd probably get hit on, you know gay dudes dig the 'fro.
gf: Yeah, they'd be on you like gay men on... rice.

Had to be there.

[tdarko]

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GF: "I'm driving south on the 110 and there's like this enormous Staples store there. It's really nice looking I guess it's the corporate headquarters or something."


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Al,

I bet you turned as white as, well, you can turn white!

[funkymunky]

To each his own ... pops.

[Aloysius]

T - it was like a year before I moved to LA and got Clips season tickets... still it was a very disturbing moment for me.

-Al

[bdiddy12]

Me - "Do you know Mike's last name?"
Her - "Mike who?"

[aheravi]

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which pornstar?

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I knew that would be coming



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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

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[AMT]

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ex gf (after i didnt put it in her mouth when i finished, and it got on her face): if you ever miss the mouth again, im going to tear your balls off and shove them up your ass.

....we broke up soon after [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice brag post.

And why would you break up with this awesome chick?

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how old are you? If this is your criteria for awesome chicks then....well...damn son

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HAHAHAH, josh, whats up man....youll never guess who it is

[Dadswell]

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which pornstar?

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I knew that would be coming



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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

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Larissa Fox -> NSFW

[Benholio]

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Here's mine, she's adorable [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Elisa* says: I'll be over at 9, I can't believe my boyfriend still isn't on to us.. He just bought me a cute new pair of glasses, what a moron.

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Ouch! Is there a story to this?

[oneeye13]

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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?