OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[Basilvdk]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Department of Cardiology

(white lie never hurt!)

[/ QUOTE ]

I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage.

Indy

[/ QUOTE ]

Nahh, if you want to go along those lines, you need "Cunning Linguist" If they ask what you do, tell them you work with the derivations and origins of witty remarks.

[billxo1b]

Angler

[gumpzilla]

A guy I knew once had cards made up where the title was just "Citizen." I kinda liked them. In a similar vein, "Gentleman/Scholar."

[Indiana]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Department of Cardiology

(white lie never hurt!)

[/ QUOTE ]

I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage.

Indy

[/ QUOTE ]

I really hope there are laws against this.

[/ QUOTE ]

U know this is a joke man

[slimon]

Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Indiana]

[ QUOTE ]
Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one

In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie.

Indy

[SlackerMcFly]

Your post is a little too wordy to put it all on a teensy business card..... Maybe just the part about[ QUOTE ]
Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies

[/ QUOTE ] would be sufficient for a Bones' title. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[rockin]

[ QUOTE ]
i felt boobies

[/ QUOTE ]

[caretaker1]

"Professional Poker Player"

Neither funny nor ironic [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], but accurate, has a nice ring, sounds "professional" and usually is an interesting topic for conversation.

Also you could add "Poker Trainer", "Poker Teacher" , or "Poker Instructor" if you're interested in giving lessons.

I'm assuming you're using the cards for business purposes.

[Barcalounger]

ICM Enthusiast