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Old 06-09-2006, 04:12 PM
GambleGamble GambleGamble is offline
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4:20am

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LOL - DB, did you lose a bet or something? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

-Al

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I'm telling you guys, keep ANY woman talking till this time, and listen the inane chatter and nonsense - whatever it is - and you are in. Seriously.

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Why not just call her at 4:19am and not have to listen the inane chatter and nonsense....

....your plan is now nonsense HAHA
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:19 PM
Heine Heine is offline
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I think there was a documentary on this recently.

I forget the name of the movie, but Steve Carrell starred in it.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:38 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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4:20am

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LOL - DB, did you lose a bet or something? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

-Al

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I'm telling you guys, keep ANY woman talking till this time, and listen the inane chatter and nonsense - whatever it is - and you are in. Seriously.

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Why not just call her at 4:19am and not have to listen the inane chatter and nonsense....

....your plan is now nonsense HAHA

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No, you do actually have to listen from - I dunno - 8:30pm right around until 4:20am. so it is unfortunately 8 or so hours of mild discomfort for 45 seconds of fun.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:39 PM
Thremp Thremp is offline
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Maybe it's a physical problem like your pee pee is too tiny.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:43 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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I'm telling you guys, keep ANY woman talking till this time, and listen the inane chatter and nonsense - whatever it is - and you are in. Seriously.

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I wish this was true, I can think of at least 2 occassions where it wasn't, sigh

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Well, you do have to dive on them at 4:20am, they don't jump on you.

You know, like a normal date.

I bet if you had, you'd have been up to yer nuts in guts before you can say Robert's yer auntie's live-in lover.


I think it's something to do with establishing rapport, making them feel safe and secure with you...before you jump on their bones and defile their little love-chuff with your meat harpoon...
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:44 PM
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im not alone w00t
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:49 PM
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im not alone w00t

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insta title change to 'sexless'?
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:50 PM
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I think it's something to do with establishing rapport, making them feel safe and secure with you...before you jump on their bones and defile their little love-chuff with your meat harpoon...

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eh, they were both crazy baggagy asians that I never tried anything with again (one I never saw again thankfully)
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Old 06-09-2006, 05:03 PM
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Sounds like you need to move.

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Old 06-09-2006, 05:09 PM
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I've done literally every other thing but i just haven't had sex.

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If this means that you've gotten BJs, then I'll say that your life could really be a whole lot worse than it is.
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