Would Only a Tool Drive a Dodge Viper?

[hyde]

I have not had the luxury of driving a fun car since my 240Z some three decades ago. I have succumbed to function over form.
the Viper has a uniquely beautiful form, if I were to return to driving for fun, it would be my choice.
I would put the over/under at three weeks before I lost my license however. It's a felony to be caught driving double the speed limit on the highway isn't it?

[mosta]

I also think the viper looks cool.

sidenote. there's one subtle problem--dilemma, actually-- with the porsche, which is pronouncing the name. if you pronounce it as one syllable as is the norm, you look like an ignoramus who probably only bought the car because it's expensive. however if you pronounce it as 2 syllables, like its actual name that the people who designed and made it gave to it, some will think you're pretentious.

[wacki]

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the porsche is the better car by a huge difference.

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um.... You need to explain this.

[bigscore]

you are a tool utah, so why does it matter?

[RiverTheNuts]

Porsh-UH

[GeniusToad]

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However, I dont want to be laughed at as I drive down the road.


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who cares what people think?

would you rather be laughed at for driving a viper or an '83 chevy station wagon? you can't do anything about the mass amounts of haterade being consumed these days. just enjoy your life.

[pokerspite]

[censored] that souped up Volkswagon. Viper by a mile.

[d-baggery]

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the porsche is the better car by a huge difference.

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um.... You need to explain this.

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Yeah, no kidding. I dunno why people get all hard for porsches around here. I have driven them all except the GT2 and literally the only cool one was the 911 *Turbo* (and obv the GT3). I'd much rather drive something like a G35 than a C4 or god forbid, a boxster.

[livinitup0]

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[censored] that souped up Volkswagon. Viper by a mile.

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Please....do your homework before making retarded statements like this.

Virtually any foreign high end car > Dodge Viper

When it comes to longevity and performance, USA has some work to do.

[d-baggery]

Mrs. Utah,

You are obviously car-retarded. You should let him get the Viper and he can watch you bang a guy who drives a porsche.