Random theories you have . . . - Page 3

JaBlue · #21 05-21-2006, 09:02 AM

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All people live forever but we live in our own dimensions where we will all live forever, if someone we knows dies it's only because in our life they must die for us to live forever, but they are really living forever in their own dimension.

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no, they didn't live forever

AAAA · #22 05-21-2006, 09:05 AM

you are much closer than you think. it is just that "living" isn't all it is cracked up to be...it gets better.

Uglyowl · #23 05-21-2006, 09:08 AM

Get a new gimmick! Million $ man is old

NhlNut · #24 05-21-2006, 09:43 AM

At the drive thru,
The nicer they are to you, the more likely that they screwed up your order.

Barfunkel · #25 05-21-2006, 11:13 AM

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You consume a .5l can of beer as fast as a .33 l can. This is the best theory I can come up with.

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That's not a theory, that's alcoholism.

guids · #26 05-21-2006, 11:33 AM

No good can come of buying something from a guy wearing a bowtie.

Sausage that comes out of a can is going to be horrible.

Tron · #27 05-21-2006, 11:50 AM

Contemporary species are related to each other through common descent, products of evolution and speciation over billions of years.

Yeah, I came up with that one the other day.

Dids · #28 05-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Due to my many years of not going to the doctor yet seeming to have avoided any meaningful sickness, I enjoy convincing myself that I've got a mutant healing factor and that I've actually got cancer and any other number of horrible diseases that I'm fighting off.

I also choose to believe that I can stop planes from crashing by the pure force of will.

foureightsuited · #29 05-21-2006, 11:55 AM

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The better the meal, the more cigarettes you have to smoke afterward.

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This is awesome. I started to notice this trend when I would smoke 2 cigs after eating outback. I knew this was the truth after I ate a $100 steak at a classy steakhouse around here and chain smoked the whole way home.

My theory: You must order the opposite of the sauce you want to get at taco bell to not get home and be pissed. e.g. "we want a lot of fire sauce" ... only to find 2 mild sauces in there.

george w · #30 05-21-2006, 11:59 AM

smoking cigarettes increases my lung capacity