banging chicks from myspace.com

[fundmyhabit]

Seems 2+2 isn't the only group looking for girls on MySpace. Playboy is now looking for MySpace girls for a photoshoot.

NSFW - Playboy Myspace Campaign

[ChipWrecked]

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Aight a friend turned me on to this thread..I felt compelled to participate. I even beefed up my profile a little bit. Can I get some comments/suggestions?

http://www.myspace.com/pattywack85

I'm gonna have to start reading OOT more often..ish is hilarious

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2970 replies: 1 piece of ass.

Your post makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

[pergesu]

I'm only on page 22 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ChipWrecked]

Sorry, I know that sounds mean. I will help you. The key is:

Inside?

Good luck.

[Vavavoom]

You may want to use these :

Myspace Summaries

OOT'iots Guide To Cracking Myspace

[pergesu]

Aight here's the first one:


(middle one obv)

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Then she gives me her AIM name.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Pat
Date: Jan 28, 2006 4:43 PM

That's what all the cool kids are doin. Got AIM so we can like slightly more normal people?

Pat

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brittney
Date: Jan 28, 2006 4:29 PM

not much, recovering from last night.. how about you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Pat
Date: Jan 28, 2006 2:26 PM

It's kinda chilly out..but if that's what you like, I'm game.

What are you up to?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brittney
Date: Jan 28, 2006 1:47 PM

outside?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Pat
Date: Jan 27, 2006 9:43 PM

Inside?

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And the ensuing AIM convo:

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<font color="red">pergesu</font>: hey, what's up
<font color="blue">chica</font>: nm u
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: this is Pat..the hot dude from MySpace (but I'm wearing a shirt in all my pics)
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol good to know
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: big night last night? What'd you do?
<font color="blue">chica</font>: went to a party, threw up, lost my way expensive camera, got by with a warning with the cops that walked me to my dorm, got introuble with the RAs and passed out
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: damn..so this isn't your average recovery then. I think it'd take me like a week to get past all that
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol ya i think im still drunk
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: no [censored]? I's almost 6 man
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: but I guess every mesa student has a drinking "problem"
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol ya im already on housing probation cuz of alcohol and i managed to get in trouble again
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: what happens now?
<font color="blue">chica</font>: i duno
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: well if the cops are willing to walk you home drunk and only give you a warning, I think you oughta be alright with the school
<font color="blue">chica</font>: well they didnt walk me home, they walked me from the from of my dorms to my room
<font color="blue">chica</font>: the cops were called cuz we were being carried home
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: that's still a pretty good deal. If you checked out any of my pics you'd see the day I got out of jail..it was over spring break in Havasu, got arrested for drinking a heineken
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: which was pretty absurd imo, but I guess it's an experience and a story
<font color="blue">chica</font>: yes it is
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: so what they thought dudes drugged you and were takin you somewhere?
<font color="blue">chica</font>: no we were so drunk that we couldnt walk for ourselves and its a dry campus
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: haha..mesa a dry campus. I've always considered it moist
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol
<font color="blue">chica</font>: ya everyone has alcohol but we keep that on the dl
<font color="blue">chica</font>: well the cops made us pour ours out last night
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: cops here are pretty chill, compared to other places
<font color="blue">chica</font>: yes they are
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: they don't seem too big on really busting people, just wanna make sure noboyd gets hurt and stuff
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: plus they all used to party in the same exact spots a few years ago, haha
<font color="blue">chica</font>: its very true, the cops here are way chill
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: you went to school at arvada west? I've got no clue where that is..how'd you end up at mesa?
<font color="blue">chica</font>: subs of denver
<font color="blue">chica</font>: dont ask how i ended up here
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: I getcha..it's not the most exciting place in the world for sure
<font color="blue">chica</font>: def not
<font color="blue">chica</font>: i hate gj
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: I was going to hs in Japan, then my parents split up..BOOM - grand junction
<font color="blue">chica</font>: ooooo
<font color="blue">chica</font>: that is way too bad
<font color="blue">chica</font>: why here
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: my dad grew up here so we have lots of family. All his siblings are in the military and when they retire they come back here
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: it doesn't make a whole lotta sense though cause my mom brought us back here..but it's my dad's family that lives here
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: but her family's from salt lake, and I guess even GJ is better than that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol gotcha
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: I saw you wanted to visit Italy..I lived there for three years too. Do any other traveling besides Mexico?
<font color="blue">chica</font>: um iv gone lots and lots of places but iv never gone to the erurope side of the world
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: lots and lots of places = ...
<font color="blue">chica</font>: ha i cant name them all
<font color="blue">chica</font>: pretty much everywhere in mexico
<font color="blue">chica</font>: every state almost
<font color="blue">chica</font>: panama.. cayman islands.. jamaica.. costa rica
<font color="blue">chica</font>: virgin islands
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: wow..that's dope. I'm dying to go to Jamaica some time
<font color="blue">chica</font>: ya i just went for new years
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: maybe that's just cause I like Cool Runnings though
<font color="blue">chica</font>: it was way cool
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: I bet
<font color="red">pergesu</font>: well hey I gotta get ready for work. Let's hang out some time..you can tell me about the caribbean, I'll tell you about europe/asia. We'll basically be conquering the world
<font color="blue">chica</font>: lol yes we will
<font color="blue">chica</font>: k ttyl
<font color="red">*** " chica:" signed off at Sat Jan 28 18:12:21 2006.</font>

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signed off != blocked but it does = pwnt!

Advice would be goot.

[SackUp]

looks good so far.

Ask to out for drinks or dinner or something this week. SIHP, then her friends', post a trip report, post her myspace account and then point her to this thread and let the trainwreck begin.

[SharkTank43]

pergesu, do you got game?

[ScottieK]

After persuing the Albuquerque female entries on MySpace, I'm not participating in this competition.

Hey pergesu, mind if I fly wingman? Those other two aren't bad.

ScottieK

[IggyWH]

Ask her why her friends have long faces.