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#281
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In the "Hall of Shame" category, I found this little gem from a couple months ago while digging through PT. I have no idea what I was thinking on this river. Or turn.
PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.25. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.25. UTG calls, UTG+1 (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero (poster) checks, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks. Flop: (6 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls. Turn: (5 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (7 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 9 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> UTG has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks). Hero has Ts 8s (straight flush, jack high). Outcome: Hero wins 9 BB. </font> |
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#282
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I flop quads goot today
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 4 handed) converter Preflop: Brady is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: (5.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, Button folds. Final Pot: 3.25 BB Results: No showdown. Brady wins 3.25 BB. |
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#283
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this thread should be stickied, so i don't have to keep paging to find it.
now to release steam: I HATE UB!! sure i guess i have to believe it isn't rigged, but sure seems to reward these loose suckouts more often than my hands. SCREW LONG TERM I WANT TO WIN NOW!!! if you haven't guessed, i'm in the longest downswing of my frickin life to the point where i wonder if there is something against me or what! 7k hands -2bb/100 (is there a point where importing Hand Histories is nothing but adding to my misery?! it seems to just be more frustrating to watch my BB/100 continue to drop) at UB only and still going. i can't even remember what a winning session looks like. i basically plunk down my $$ expecting to lose. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] every 2/3 outer is guaranteed to hit. AK preflop raises cold called by AT and gets the T. AQ cold called by A5o and gets A on the flop and 5 on the turn. i haven't had trip broadways hold up YET: have had them 5 times and the straight has come every time with an Ace calling down. yes blah blah long term, blah blah: i want to win now. I HATE UB! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] fish make the game profitable? not for me right now! they own me. ahhhh sweet temporary relief. if you can't release in a NC post, where can you [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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#284
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The triple open fold!
Absolute Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) Preflop: Heroine is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG calls, Heroine calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Heroine calls. Flop: (8.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> BB folds, UTG folds, Heroine folds. Final Pot: 4.25 BB Button: WTF Heroine: you flopped quads Dope! -K |
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#285
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Not quite the nut low, but close.
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter Preflop: CO posts a blind of $0.50. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks. Flop: (4 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, CO folds. Turn: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls. River: (5.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 7.50 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB has Ts 6c (two pair, jacks and sixes). UTG+1 has 4c 5h (one pair, jacks). Outcome: BB wins 7.50 BB. </font> |
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#286
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Well....at least he had one card that played:
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: (5.33 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Button calls. Turn: (3.66 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Button calls. River: (5.66 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.66 BB <font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 9.66 BB, between UTG and Button.</font> > <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by UTG (9.66 BB).</font> Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> UTG has Tc Ad (straight, ace high). Button doesn't show 5d 7d (a pair of kings). Outcome: UTG wins 9.66 BB. </font> |
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#287
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Results in white below:
UTG has Tc Ad (straight, ace high). Button doesn't show 5d 7d (a pair of kings). Outcome: UTG wins 9.66 BB. I think thats the nut low winner |
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#288
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Hand I was out of. Table goes crazy. All particpants are loose. Most are passive, one is a borderline maniac.
Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and hastily folds. <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, CO calls. Flop: (14.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls. Turn: (15.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls. River: (27.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, SB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls. Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, CO calls. Flop: (14.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls. Turn: (15.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls. River: (27.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, SB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls. Final Pot: 35.00 BB. Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF"> CO has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines.) SB has Kc Kh (a pair of kings.) UTG+1 has 6h Ah (a pair of aces.) MP1 has 4d As (a pair of aces.) CO wins 34.50 BB. </font> Final Pot: 35.00 BB. |
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#289
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Put "manta2" on your buddy lists. He is UTG+1.
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (24 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, SB folds, BB folds. Turn: (14 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls. River: (18 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls. Final Pot: 22 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and tens). UTG+1 has 7d Js (two pair, jacks and tens). MP1 has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and tens). MP3 has 2h 2s (two pair, tens and twos). Outcome: Hero wins 22 BB. </font> |
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#290
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And MP3?
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