Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[losingdonkey]

days graphed: 2

holy [censored] nice

[BishopsFinger]

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] june
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] party
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] running good

beat: too many hands, brag: 20BIs



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holy crap1

[EMc]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $50.70
BB: $114.55
LOL WTF? (UTG): $50.80
<font color="black">The King (BTN): $62.60</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> The King is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
LOL WTF? calls $0.50, <font color="red">The King raises to $2.50</font>, 2 folds, LOL WTF? calls $2.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($5.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">LOL WTF? bets $4.00</font>, The King calls $4.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($13.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">LOL WTF? bets $7.50</font>, <font color="red">The King raises all-in to $56.10</font>, LOL WTF? calls all-in for $36.80
Uncalled bet of $11.80 returned to The King

<font color="black">River:</font> ($102.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $102.35 ($2 Rake)

LOL WTF? had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$49.55)
The King had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$50.80)

LOL huh?

[jonyy6788]

omg u got pwned Ed

[Shizzle12345]

poker gods are just brutal, i cant stack anyone anymore. Even this calling station, Im breaking even over 7k hands now, which i consider an acomplishment considering all the beats i had:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $29.20
BB: $52.78
UTG: $26.30
MP: $23.45
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $24.25</font>
BTN: $12.46

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75, MP calls $0.75

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($3.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">MP bets $0.75</font>, Hero calls $0.75, BB folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($4.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $3.75</font>, Hero calls $3.75

<font color="black">River:</font> ($12.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, MP calls all-in for $12.95
Uncalled bet of $0.05 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $48.00 ($2.90 Rake)

MP had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and WON (+$21.65)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Tens) and LOST (-$23.45)

[Triggerle]

June starts off well

[barryc83]

im on permatilt, i need to take a week long break.

[kaz2107]

i just made a river call with 9 high and won tha pot. bahahahahah!!!!!!

[Robbie Roo]

Over 13K hands at 10NL, I'm up 65 cents with three of a kind.

[DopamineRelease]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2568627583: Table Anita (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:02:34 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 1: head2116 ($26.80)
Seat 2: DopamineRelease ($26.15)
Seat 3: The Inside Man ($38.10)
Seat 4: LOL_fatppl ($27.65)
Seat 5: brycenz ($10)
Seat 6: muppetstacker05 ($23.10)
head2116 posts the small blind of $0.10
DopamineRelease posts the big blind of $0.25
brycenz posts $0.25
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DopamineRelease [Qh Qc]
The Inside Man folds
LOL_fatppl folds
The Inside Man stands up
brycenz raises to $0.75
muppetstacker05 raises to $3
head2116 folds
DopamineRelease calls $2.75
brycenz calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [3h 7d Jh]
DopamineRelease checks
brycenz checks
muppetstacker05 bets $7
DopamineRelease raises to $23.15, and is all in
brycenz folds
muppetstacker05 calls $13.10, and is all in
DopamineRelease shows [Qh Qc]
muppetstacker05 shows [Kc Ac]
Uncalled bet of $3.05 returned to DopamineRelease
*** TURN *** [3h 7d Jh] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [3h 7d Jh 4c] [Ks]
DopamineRelease shows a pair of Queens
muppetstacker05 shows a pair of Kings
muppetstacker05 wins the pot ($46.85) with a pair of Kings
DopamineRelease adds $21.95
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.30 | Rake $2.45
Board: [3h 7d Jh 4c Ks]
Seat 1: head2116 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: DopamineRelease (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: The Inside Man didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: LOL_fatppl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: brycenz folded on the Flop
Seat 6: muppetstacker05 (button) showed [Kc Ac] and won ($46.85) with a pair of Kings

So a great session and then I run into JJ vs my 77 on J97 flop. Then a few hands later this happens. Its [censored] rediculous he called with AK, wtf. I berated the hell out of him afterwards and I feel like a complete ass but oh well. I am going to email FTP and have my chat banned, gg chat. I keep it off while playing but I turned it back on and then tilt like no other.