Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Jon1000]

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You ever hear stories of people who had no idea the place was for hookers and went in expecting a normal massage and got way more than they bargained for?

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Yeah. Me. 8th grade summer. Some older guys brought me to one, and I was legitimately pumped for the massage. She flipped me over, I turned bright red, grabbed my stuff, and left. Never been back to another one, but have to admit, I am curious.

[AlexM]

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Those of us on a high horse think of the girls as some sort of slaves or some crap, but the actual truth is that they are simply born in a land without opportunity and they take the sex industry as a way out of it. If you were in their shoes you might do the exact same thing.

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If I were female and still from here, I might do the exact same thing. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Howard Beale]

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bump of the year

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Just to be clear I didn't bump it. The person I responded to had pm'd me with a question about the places in NYC. I looked him up and he'd just registered today and I thought there might be something fishy (don't ask me what but this is the internet we're talking about) so I refused to answer him and told him to just read the thread. It wasn't until a bit later that I realized it must be a regular poster who created a gimmick account to pm me with. So to that person, and everybody else for that matter, let me tell you that Howard (not my real name) knows how to be discrete, how to keep a secret, and is not at all creepy. Most times.

[MissT74]

MissT74 (not my real name) thinks Howard (not his real name) Beale is sexy as hell and can buy her drinks ANY time.

T

[XXXNoahXXX]

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MissT74 (not my real name) thinks Howard (not his real name) Beale is sexy as hell and can buy her drinks ANY time.

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I know I'd [censored] him.

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Just curious as to why these places are not subjected to police busts?

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Donuts in the living room.

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In Denver area they get busted pretty regularly, but for every one that gets busted it seems a new one opens up.

[MissT74]

LOL @ Noah

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As for my friend the 'ass-rapist' I can see the point of view that that's what he is but I think the circumstances are extenuating enough that 'rapist' doesn't quite fit.

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The radical elements of the feminist movement have so brainwashed many people that the notion that there can be a gray area between consensual sex and rape is seems to be inconceivable to many people. Don't get me wrong: I think your friend was a douche for not asking before he SIIHP, but I don't think it quite qualifies as rape. I also think that, had the "victim" filed a police report (extremely unlikely under the circumstances), I think it is very unlikely that charges would have been filed and almost zero chance of a conviction. He deserved to be 86'd from the parlor. He did not, IMO deserve a long prison sentence.

I think this also applies to a lot of the alleged "date rape" cases that get filed. It seems that in a lot of these, often involving college students, both parties were drunk, neither seems to remember too clearly exactly what happened, but the female upon sobering up, isn't happy about it and decides she was raped. Now, I know for a fact that a lot of males have sexual encounters under the influence that they regret when sober, but I have yet to hear of one filing rape charges.

This is not to say that date rape doesn't happen, or that it's okay to take advantage of a passed out female, or one who is so intoxicated that she can't effectively resist, but the I also have a problem with the notion that any sexual activity under the influence that a female regrets is a crime for the male involved.

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So, when you walk into a parlor at your appointment time, are there other guys waiting around - is it like a waiting room? Or do you basically stroll right through and don't notice anyone else. Ever have an awkward exchange with someone you know or seen celebrities there?

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Generally they put you in a room as soon as possible. If you've come at a busy time, you may have to wait in the room for a while before a masseuse is available. Most places are pretty careful not to let customers see each other, although it occasionally happens. I've never run into somebody I know, or that I recognize (yes, I have been known to frequent these places).

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One time a friend of mine was describing his experience in a brothel to me. I wanted him to tell me what it was like. The only thing I remember him saying is how rushed he felt. He said the girl was obviously not into it at all and really rushed him. In your experience is this common?

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As someone with a fair amount of experience with massage parlors and escort services, I'll field this one. Yes, it is fairly common to be with a woman who obviously isn't enjoying herself and also fairly common to be rushed. These women do not get repeat business, at least not from me. As with any other business, some women are good at it and some suck. The ones that are good at it find a way to enjoy themselves, or at least put on a really good act. The ones that suck (or maybe don't suck) lie there with a bored expression and say "Aren't you done yet."

I've been with "professional" women who were pretty obviously putting on an act, "professional" women who gave every indication that they were enjoying themselves at least as much as I was (but probably some of those were just better actresses than the first group), and "professional" (or maybe not so professional) women who couldn't be bothered to put on an act at all. Now, I can get a certain amount of pleasure and physical release from an unenthusiastic partner, but I have a lot more fun if the woman is enjoying herself too, so, I don't think it's too much to ask of a "sex worker", for what I am paying, to at least act like she's vistiting her lover, not the dentist or the gynecologist.