banging chicks from myspace.com

[El Diablo]

LM,

Heh, got it. That was pretty easy, given that mason has posted his name and location here before.

[mason55]

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please do not. if this happens i am going to be so [censored] furious.

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Seriously, no one can go through 200 myspace profiles without having a seizure or shooting themselves.

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I've also made my Myspace profile public many times in the past, so it's not tough to find it.

[TomCollins]

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Yeah, c'mon. This guy just saved the myspace thread. PLUS he's promising more to come. Out of respect for our hero, let's just wreck this one chick. We'll wreck the next one later. And by then, hopefully TomCollins, [censored], myself, or someone else will come through.

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Not looking good for me, gents. The sluttiest one got a bf. The one with the nude pics decided to get back with her boyfriend who is in jail for hitting her. That leaves the cutter (going out with her tonight, very low chances of banging any time soon), and one other. I may try to go out with her this weekend, but she is blowing me off (and I'm not trying too hard to see her again).

[El Diablo]

Mason,

Nobody in this thread would f with your bitches, man! Don't sweat it!

[Villainaire]

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please do not. if this happens i am going to be so [censored] furious.

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Seriously, no one can go through 200 myspace profiles without having a seizure or shooting themselves.

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Laughing so hard I'm crying. Seriously.

[Villainaire]

I was searching through her friends looking for that Josh guy that was her BF because I was gonna link him to the trainwreck, but I stumbled upon another Josh that deserves an honorable mention...

Here's what he has to say...

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We’re the only profession where we put our lives on the line for our co-workers and every other citizen, day in and day out. We're the only ones willing to go to some god forsaken place a million miles from home to guard the freedoms people at home take for granted every morning when they walk out their front doors to their 9-5 desk job. We're not 9-5. We're 24-7. We’re hardcore . We are 1 in a 1000. We are willing to go to hell and back to complete the mission. We live by a warrior ethos: the mission is first, we will never accept defeat, we will never give up, and we will never leave a fallen comrade. We are the only job that requires winning every battle ; there is no such thing as losing. We are apart of the most potent and lethal fighting force on the earth: the United States Army. We're not just individuals. We are a team and brotherhood far greater than any fraternity or family. We will do whatever it takes and in the end we will bathe in each others blood, sweat, tears, hardships, and pain. We are United States Army Soldiers.


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[DMBFan23]

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Dude, the first entry in her blog is a goldmine for wrecking material.

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holy crap the love of her life?! sweet.

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I was searching through her friends looking for that Josh guy that was her BF because I was gonna link him to the trainwreck, but I stumbled upon another Josh that deserves an honorable mention...

Here's what he has to say...

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We’re the only profession where we put our lives on the line for our co-workers and every other citizen, day in and day out. We're the only ones willing to go to some god forsaken place a million miles from home to guard the freedoms people at home take for granted every morning when they walk out their front doors to their 9-5 desk job. We're not 9-5. We're 24-7. We’re hardcore . We are 1 in a 1000. We are willing to go to hell and back to complete the mission. We live by a warrior ethos: the mission is first, we will never accept defeat, we will never give up, and we will never leave a fallen comrade. We are the only job that requires winning every battle ; there is no such thing as losing. We are apart of the most potent and lethal fighting force on the earth: the United States Army. We're not just individuals. We are a team and brotherhood far greater than any fraternity or family. We will do whatever it takes and in the end we will bathe in each others blood, sweat, tears, hardships, and pain. We are United States Army Soldiers.


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As someone who spent 3 years in the Army, all I can say is what a [censored] tool. It's guys like him who made being in the Army really really suck sometimes. Most likely he is one of the types who wears his jeans blouced into his Army boots along with some T shirt that talks about walking to hell and back on bloody stumps or some [censored].

Most of the time it's pretty much a 8:00 - 4:00 Job

[Villainaire]

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classic

[yasher]

Yeah, we worked 7-5 on a daily basis, but if we [censored] up, we were working 5a-8p and weekends. And [censored] is right. Its guys like these that made being a Marine almost unbearable at times. I wanted to [censored] kill them.