Animal survivor tourney

[mmbt0ne]

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The absurdity of tiger beating hippo makes me want to create 15 new accounts just to vote in this poll.

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I don't understand how people don't get this.

THE HIPPO KILLS MORE PEOPLE EVERY YEAR THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL.

The look fat and lazy but they are EVIL creatures.

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Look, we have a natural predator who has been fighting to survive his entire life, versus a gigantic vegetarian who's only battles involve other gigantic vegetarians and stomping humans who are probably either
a) provoking it at close range without the ability to escape
b) swimming near it and don't realize how close they are
c) FUC[/b]KING STUPID

All the tiger is going to do is circle the hippo until there is an openning to attack. Everyone here seems to think that these fights are a head on charge. They're not. A tiger knows it can't take down a hippo face to face, so he's going to out manuever him. And anyone who tries to tell me that a fatass hippo can turn in a circle as fast as a tiger can circle him is out of his mind.

[Bulldog]

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The absurdity of tiger beating hippo makes me want to create 15 new accounts just to vote in this poll.

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I don't understand how people don't get this.

THE HIPPO KILLS MORE PEOPLE EVERY YEAR THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL.

The look fat and lazy but they are EVIL creatures.

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Look, we have a natural predator who has been fighting to survive his entire life, versus a gigantic vegetarian who's only battles involve other gigantic vegetarians and stomping humans who are probably either
a) provoking it at close range without the ability to escape
b) swimming near it and don't realize how close they are
c) FUC[/b]KING STUPID

All the tiger is going to do is circle the hippo until there is an openning to attack. Everyone here seems to think that these fights are a head on charge. They're not. A tiger knows it can't take down a hippo face to face, so he's going to out manuever him. And anyone who tries to tell me that a fatass hippo can turn in a circle as fast as a tiger can circle him is out of his mind.

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If something 1/6 my size (think large house cat) attacks me from the side or behind, I reach around, grab it, throw it to the ground, and stomp its skull. Or turn around I chomp it with my mouth that opens to a size bigger than the house cat and crush it with my powerful teeth.

[thatpfunk]

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All the tiger is going to do is circle the hippo until there is an openning to attack. Everyone here seems to think that these fights are a head on charge. They're not. A tiger knows it can't take down a hippo face to face, so he's going to out manuever him. And anyone who tries to tell me that a fatass hippo can turn in a circle as fast as a tiger can circle him is out of his mind.

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All the hippo has to do is stand with his back to the wall. His jaws open 6 FEET WIDE.

He can stand there, jaws open, ready to take on the tiger. They are in an enclosed area. The tiger has no way to "sneak up on him." There are no [censored] trees or bushes or rocks or ledges.

The hippo stands there, jaws open, waiting. The tiger gets close, hippo snaps its jaws. His teeth are nearly 2 GODDAMN FEET LONG. One bite from the hippo, the tiger is most likely mortally wounded. The tiger needs at least 20+ good claws to kill a hippo. A hippo is too big for the tiger to clamp its neck.

Are people even thinking about this? I mean seriously, you are so sure of yourself and completely wrong.

[bholdr]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

[lucas9000]

i can't believe lion, tiger, and ufc champion are still ahead (as of now) in their respective matches.

[MrFeelNothin]

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And anyone who tries to tell me that a fatass hippo can turn in a circle as fast as a tiger can circle him is out of his mind.

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Would you like to say that to Mr. Hippo's face? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Anyways, maybe we need to think a little harder about the difficulty of circling around behind an opponent when you have to stay way clear of his massive jaw. Not as easy as you make it sound, especially considering hippos ARE NOT SLOW. Even if the tiger manages to get completely behind the hippo and jumps on his back, ummm what is he going to do? The hippo shakes him off like hes a mosquito, then stomps him, then swallows him whole.

[zagosh]

After obsesseing over this goddamn thread for the past 16 hours of my life, I have come to 3 conclusions:

1. I have decided that even if the UFCC could get a good position on the croc, it would only be a matter of time before he was eventually torn to shreds.

2. A matchup between a croc and an elephant would be the funniest sh;t ever. Can you say insta-luggage? Splat!!!!!

3. I really need to get a life.

[Chairman Wood]

I had a discussion with a friend about this and he said that he once saw a PBS special on crocidiles where one person simply rubbed the crocodile on the throat or the stomach and it simply went unconscious and remained that way until someone smacked him on the snout. I've spent an hour googling for this thing and couldn't find anything. Anyone else heard of this? If UFC man could do this I believe he could easily win. Also, I've found out that when a crocodile has his mouth shut he can only breath out of his nose. So if UFC man got his mouth shut by "Steve Irwining it", in order to kill the croc all he would need to do is cover the nostrils.

[Chairman Wood]

I think croc could take tiger lion and bear.

[Weasel45]

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Also, I've found out that when a crocodile has his mouth shut he can only breath out of his nose.

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isnt this the case for everything