Best Quick Joke you know

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This isn't short, but it's hilarious... and this thread needs a bump...


A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[Big Steve]

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What do gay cows eat? Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

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How do you fit 4 gays on a barstool?



Turn it over!

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[Big Steve]

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

In white <font color="white">They rearranged the furniture. </font>

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left the Plunger in the Toilet.

Made her read the stucco.


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[TheHip41]

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Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?"

A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Q: What did the dyslexic pirate say?

A: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Q: What did the retarded pirate say?

A: YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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[TheHip41]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: <font color="white"> walking </font>

[TheHip41]

what has 9 arms and sucks?

A: <font color="white"> Def Leppard </font>

[M2d]

Did you know Ex-congressman Foley doesn't use bookmarks.
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He just bends over the pages </font>

[MrWookie]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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i told you there was more
on a poker table? chip

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one legged woman eileen
one legged chinese woman irene

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Eileen/Irene is the best, but I've more.

With a rabbit up his ass? Warren.
With a shovel in his head? Doug.
Without a shovel in his head? Douglas.

[JJNJustin]

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[spartaninpr]

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons