I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[DrModern]

Wookie,

Get sloshed more often. Also, come to Foxwoods again this week.

All,

Digest coming soon. Law applications nearly done.

[milesdyson]

Old Spice deodorant is flat out manly. If you're using some other kind, make the switch. If you still don't think it's awesome, call 1-800-PROVE-IT and they'll send you something that smells like wildflowers and shame.

[shadow.]

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shadow.,

just thought i'd let you know i lost a ton (obv relative to my bankroll) of money today playing 1/2 and a few hundred hands of 2/4.

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ha-ha.

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so now you cant wish aids on me anymore, i think.

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false.

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i also recently got the album TB Sheets and wanted to field yr opinion.

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i can't listen to that record anymore. i srsly cry every time i hear the song tb sheets. but it's a killer record. just amazing. i can't say enough good things about it.

all,

just started drinking lollll.

jay,

for now, yes.

dr.,

i don't appreciate you ripping off my posting style. gfy. but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so you get a pass.

holla

[DrModern]

Shadow,

It is actually impossible that two people could independently develop a similar posting style. I spend most of my time trying to come up with ways to imitate you.

Sincerely,
Benjamin

P.S. I am planning to steal Tyler from you.

[shadow.]

ben,

i agree completely. furthermore, i would encourage all posters to develop more ways to be like me.

i sincerely doubt that you can take tyler from me. i am going to be in his arms in less than a week. you are a giant cooter and have never been to vegas.

holla

[KingOtter]

I scratched my ass once, does that mean I was imitating shadow? Does that mean every time I scratch my ass shadow should be flattered? Here shadow.. I'm flattering you RIGHT NOW.

So I was just playing Civ III, and I have this city, right? It's got a couple units guarding it.. a spearman and an archer. Spearman is like 1.2.1 (attack.defense.move) and the archer is like 2.1.1. So this frickin german computer AI dude attacks me with 3 warriors which are like 1.1.1. I own the first one, as expected, but the next 2 wipe out my two defenders and he takes the city!

I say f-this.. if I'm gonna be variance's bitch I'm gonna make money off it when it's in my favor.. and log into PokerStars.

Since when did my entire LIFE become an (+/-)EV exercise?

[shadow.]

ko,

i'm sorry to disappoint you, but i pay people to scratch my ass.

holla

[KingOtter]

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ko,

i'm sorry to disappoint you, but i pay people to scratch my ass.

holla

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I'm married, so I don't have to pay anymore... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[shadow.]

thats just filtyh.

[KingOtter]

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thats just filtyh.

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Oh yeah, you're already drinking.