banging chicks from myspace.com

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I have a sore spot for girls with piercings, so this is my next attempt... she's got lots of holes

working from the bottom up, I know this is a gay opening, get over it.


I don't think I could find room on my body for 17 piercings, I'm impressed. I think though that part of the reason I've never gotten any is that if I got one I wouldn't stop. I'd end up setting off metal detectors all around the country or something.

Tired of dealing with the living, huh? I get tired of people sometimes too, but one of my favorite things about what I do is the fact that I can just play whenever I feel like it and I don't have to answer to anybody else. It's also pretty cool that I get the opportunity to travel and go places I probably wouldn't have gone otherwise.

You have any interesting plans for New Year's?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jillian
Date: Dec 30, 2005 7:47 AM

hi there. I got my first piercing when i was 18. And just kept on going. They're alittle addictive. As far as the coroner thing goes, im really into forensic investigation and i thought it would be cool to be an untertaker to determine how people died. Plus in that line of work, dead people dont talk back and they dont care if ur late for work, cuz they arent going anywhere. lol ~ im a receptionist and people always talk back and get rude and if the doctor is running behind they get pissed at u, so im tired of dealing with the living lol Talk to u soon!
~~ Jillian




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gavinnnn
Date: Dec 29, 2005 5:15 PM

I gotta admit that even though I'm mostly clean cut in appearance and don't have any myself, I find piercings incredibly attractive on(in?) girls. When did you get your first one? How did you get interested in becoming a coroner?

Gavin

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No man I think thats a good opening actually. I shows some interest and gets them talking about something they like. It will be easy to get her to AIM or something from here. And that's where the magic happens.

[2005]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have a sore spot for girls with piercings, so this is my next attempt... she's got lots of holes

working from the bottom up, I know this is a gay opening, get over it.


I don't think I could find room on my body for 17 piercings, I'm impressed. I think though that part of the reason I've never gotten any is that if I got one I wouldn't stop. I'd end up setting off metal detectors all around the country or something.

Tired of dealing with the living, huh? I get tired of people sometimes too, but one of my favorite things about what I do is the fact that I can just play whenever I feel like it and I don't have to answer to anybody else. It's also pretty cool that I get the opportunity to travel and go places I probably wouldn't have gone otherwise.

You have any interesting plans for New Year's?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jillian
Date: Dec 30, 2005 7:47 AM

hi there. I got my first piercing when i was 18. And just kept on going. They're alittle addictive. As far as the coroner thing goes, im really into forensic investigation and i thought it would be cool to be an untertaker to determine how people died. Plus in that line of work, dead people dont talk back and they dont care if ur late for work, cuz they arent going anywhere. lol ~ im a receptionist and people always talk back and get rude and if the doctor is running behind they get pissed at u, so im tired of dealing with the living lol Talk to u soon!
~~ Jillian




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gavinnnn
Date: Dec 29, 2005 5:15 PM

I gotta admit that even though I'm mostly clean cut in appearance and don't have any myself, I find piercings incredibly attractive on(in?) girls. When did you get your first one? How did you get interested in becoming a coroner?

Gavin

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No man I think thats a good opening actually. I shows some interest and gets them talking about something they like. It will be easy to get her to AIM or something from here. And that's where the magic happens.

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Yeah, I'm really hoping the first AIM convo doesn't include too much talk about dead people though, that's not exactly an aphrodesiac. I guess if it turns her on that's not so bad.

[MattSuspect]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a sore spot for girls with piercings, so this is my next attempt... she's got lots of holes

working from the bottom up, I know this is a gay opening, get over it.


I don't think I could find room on my body for 17 piercings, I'm impressed. I think though that part of the reason I've never gotten any is that if I got one I wouldn't stop. I'd end up setting off metal detectors all around the country or something.

Tired of dealing with the living, huh? I get tired of people sometimes too, but one of my favorite things about what I do is the fact that I can just play whenever I feel like it and I don't have to answer to anybody else. It's also pretty cool that I get the opportunity to travel and go places I probably wouldn't have gone otherwise.

You have any interesting plans for New Year's?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jillian
Date: Dec 30, 2005 7:47 AM

hi there. I got my first piercing when i was 18. And just kept on going. They're alittle addictive. As far as the coroner thing goes, im really into forensic investigation and i thought it would be cool to be an untertaker to determine how people died. Plus in that line of work, dead people dont talk back and they dont care if ur late for work, cuz they arent going anywhere. lol ~ im a receptionist and people always talk back and get rude and if the doctor is running behind they get pissed at u, so im tired of dealing with the living lol Talk to u soon!
~~ Jillian




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: gavinnnn
Date: Dec 29, 2005 5:15 PM

I gotta admit that even though I'm mostly clean cut in appearance and don't have any myself, I find piercings incredibly attractive on(in?) girls. When did you get your first one? How did you get interested in becoming a coroner?

Gavin

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The moment she LOL's herself I'd delete her message. So annoying.

Good work though...seems like you have this down.

[IggyWH]

I'm all about social experiments so I wonder how well it would work to try to bang these whoooooooooores if you made it clear that you had a girlfriend.

Just think of how many messages these sexy bitches get from single guys all wanting to bang them. There's no challenge there. What if you claimed you were taken and approached them as just wanting a friendship?

While this could be very hard to pull off and it would take someone with some skills, I think this attack could not only work, but bag the stars.

[benza13]

This sounds like a project that requires another fake OOT girl, which also couldn't be bad. After a few convo's you could talk about the problems you and the gf were having and end up getting one of these myspace girls interested. I like this line a lot and think it could be used well by one of our field agents.

[Mr_J]

Hmmm. This makes me want to accept challenges.

[Mr_J]

I tried a different approach. Maybe I can make some money of this thing:

my profile

It will be interesting to see what sort of reactions I get. Any suggestions on improving the profile are welcomed too. Maybe you can all bet on whether I can get some sif to pay.

[samjjones]

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Take one quick, and become the first myspace hero (that's actually admitting it), willya?


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This dude already got namechecked by Norman Chad. Banging some 4 or 5 won't improve his rep here.

[RayPowers]

This is a quote from a friend in an AIM conversation that so applies to this thread I had to share. Keep in mind he is not a 2+2'er, and is obviously not in the challenge, and I'm pasting the couple of lines above it to show how out of the blue it was:

[11:13] tim: yeah you need to listen to Old 97's then. you'd like em
[11:14] tim: they're on myspace, when you're home, just check my friends list
[11:14] Ray: okeys
[11:15] tim: "I hope you crash your momma's car/I hope you pass out in some bar/I hope you catch some kind of flu/That's sayin I wish the worst for you"
[11:15] Ray: Sounds liek Ever clears "hating you for christmas"
[11:17] tim: yeah but much more honkytonk/southwestern style. Like Peacemakers
[11:21] tim: i wish myspace had a weight filter of some sort when browsing


Ray

[KDawg]

i think the chick with the two kids might be the easier bang. Of course, nailing both is much better then nailing one, do that