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Old 04-18-2007, 04:03 AM
Grim Reapa Grim Reapa is offline
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You go out with your buddies to a bar and play some drinking games, and find yourself sitting to the lightweights left for isolation purposes!
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Old 04-20-2007, 05:59 AM
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I'm watching TV late at night with my roommate and hard ball with keanu reaves comes on. We get 20 minutes in and realize its not going to be a sweet sports betting movie. Me-"Allright I'm going to bed." him-"Naw, [censored] that. You're PLOT committed." me- "Ah, [censored] you're right."

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He gave me permission in a PM and I credited him in the blog post --

Thanks, buddy!
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:46 PM
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You toss your empty pack of cigs into the trash can like you were folding.
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:47 PM
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You toss your empty pack of cigs into the trash can like you were folding.

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omg qft
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:02 PM
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when you knock on the table when ever something bad happens to signal "nice hand".

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QFT; I've been doing this for a while and everybody just thinks it's my own weirdness.
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:04 PM
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You tell your girl friend that your "going all in" and she replies "even if you don't have the nuts?"

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This one is better.

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Old 04-20-2007, 02:19 PM
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You have this uncontrollable urge to end each sentence with aments.

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winner, and sadly done

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haha, you have no idea how hard it is for me to read through my property law casebook and see a sentence like this:

"The dominant tenement is the estate which is benefitted by the easement; the servient tenement is the estate upon which the burden falls"

without mentally inserting an LOL in the appropriate places.
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Old 04-20-2007, 02:50 PM
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I am so proud of this thread...
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:00 PM
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I'm watching TV late at night with my roommate and hard ball with keanu reaves comes on. We get 20 minutes in and realize its not going to be a sweet sports betting movie. Me-"Allright I'm going to bed." him-"Naw, [censored] that. You're PLOT committed." me- "Ah, [censored] you're right."

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He gave me permission in a PM and I credited him in the blog post --

Thanks, buddy!

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pretty funny dude GJ!!
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Old 04-20-2007, 05:12 PM
Kimbell175113 Kimbell175113 is offline
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Please tell me those shirts exist in real life.
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