weird things you do

[prohornblower]

Other weird stuff I do...

I also wipe standing...how the F do you wipe sitting? I don't want to reach down in the effin bowl and possibly wipe sh** on my ballsack! I'll stand thank you!

I've done all the other OCD crap that everyone else has listed...numbers stuff... blah blah..

Also, I keep thumb tacks in my car and will actually pick food from between my teeth with them whilst driving. It works pretty well but it grosses my gf out obv.

I also love to stick these tacks into any "bump" on my body. (zit, wart, blister, scar tissue, raised mole, ANYTHING that is raised above the normal skin surface!)...It's pretty f&&&in sick I know, but I like the stimulation I suppose.

This is the other reason I keep thumb tacks in my car. I don't use the same tacks for flossing as for puncturing. No i'm not in S&M! I just enjoy the stimulation.

Also, anytime I see a driver with an out of state license plate, I like to imagine that it is their first time to this city and they are pleased with this city, and think good things about it. I usually will not cut these folks off or anything.

Although I don't talk to myself outloud like the rest of you freaks, I do have imaginary convo's in my head when playing video games like NHL 2006, about players I've created..it is always like me telling someone how good this player is, and that I'm honored to be the one to "show them" how good he is. F**king weird, huh? I will also have imaginary interviews as the "coach" of the team, telling the media about certain players and their outlook and whatnot.

[antidan444]

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Although I don't talk to myself outloud like the rest of you freaks, I do have imaginary convo's in my head when playing video games like NHL 2006, about players I've created..it is always like me telling someone how good this player is, and that I'm honored to be the one to "show them" how good he is. F**king weird, huh? I will also have imaginary interviews as the "coach" of the team, telling the media about certain players and their outlook and whatnot.

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Ditto. When I was younger and just getting started in sportswriting, I would even go so far as to write stories about the games I played out on Madden.

[prohornblower]

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Although I don't talk to myself outloud like the rest of you freaks, I do have imaginary convo's in my head when playing video games like NHL 2006, about players I've created..it is always like me telling someone how good this player is, and that I'm honored to be the one to "show them" how good he is. F**king weird, huh? I will also have imaginary interviews as the "coach" of the team, telling the media about certain players and their outlook and whatnot.

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Ditto. When I was younger and just getting started in sportswriting, I would even go so far as to write stories about the games I played out on Madden.

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Back in the early 90's before my family owned a computer, and before the EA Sports NHL-- games kept cumulative stats, I would record all stats for all games. Penalty minutes especially, and record who fought who.

Periodically I would get out the typewriter and type all the stats in and all the fights and at what time in the period they were and all that crap. I wouldn't write in a re-cap of the game, but occassionally I think I would write some nonsense in there like "Brendan Shanahan has been ill lately, and thus only has 2 goals and 4 assists in his last 9 games" or whatever. Just nonsense. lol.

[terrapin314]

Ok, one more to add:

If I pick my toes to get the junk out, scratch my ass, or touch my underamrs - I have to smell my fingers. I don't know why. I guess it is my body and if it smells bad, well, it's all natural. This could cue me to wash my hands, but I usually don't.

[astroglide]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strat-O-Matic

it seems like you "logging" nuts would love that potential in strat-o-matic baseball

[JuntMonkey]

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I've done a lot of things in this thread. The main one though, is that I can't listen to my own voice. When I'm just speaking it sounds fine, but listening to a recording drives me crazy, and I just can't bring myself to listen.

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Standard.

[JuntMonkey]

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-I must have a book when taking a [censored]. Even if I can tell it's only going to be a quick 30 second one - I must have a book. If I am in a location where no books or reading material is available, I will wait.


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I have this problem, sometimes I will delay an agonizingly long time to go if I know I'm in the middle of a good book at home, like if I have to go at work during the middle of the day, I'll put it off for hours until I get home.

Lately I've taken to hiding magazines in the washroom at work just so I'll have something in there to read, though. It's going to suck when they're discovered, though, because I'm the only one in the office likely to be reading Card Player or Golf Digest.

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I print out articles from Card Player online to read on the bowl at work. Hint - paste text into Word for easier printing and decreased detectability.

[JuntMonkey]

On the sports videogame front, I used to play complete NBA Live seasons, using the Knicks. Full-length games.

I went from '95-'97, and can go into great detail about certain key games (regular season also), and season results.

A part of me still really wants to "catch up" with my old franchise - there is no way in hell I can pick it up again with '07. If I'm to ever play NBA Live again, I have to continue from 1998, with 82 game seasons and 48 minute games.

I actually did start Live '98 again last year at this time, went about 15-0, then lost a devastating game to Detroit at the buzzer and lost my momentum.

If anyone has any idea how to get enough time to do this, let me know.

[Iconoclastic]

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I print out articles from Card Player online to read on the bowl at work. Hint - paste text into Word for easier printing and decreased detectability.

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I think the weirdest part is that you actually read articles from Cardplayer- I can't stand the self-promoting puff pieces and retarded strategy articles in cardplayer.


My list of weirdness:

I saw this thread's title and stayed away from reading it because I was expecting a bunch of disgusting things I would rather not know about. Now that I've read the whole thing I feel like I'm at a party.

Crapping: I get nervous for no apparent reason most of the time and my ass clenches and decreases the radius of my colon and either my logs get thin and long or I have to wait and relax. My favorite relaxation technique is to imagine Pamela Anderson looking at me. For some reason she's not attractive to me but just makes me really calm and focused.

Showering: I don't think this is weird but I'm in college and everyone else seems to shower in the morning. I'm the only one who showers at night.

I like to smell my hands. Just like that character from SNL.

Once in junior high school the class s1ut was sitting in the chair (one of those with a plank at the mid-back area and two poles at the ends) in front of me and leaning forward and so her as$crack was showing and she did this for about 2 minutes. Of course I develop a huge hardon and suddenly she turns around and down with a blank look and faces my crotch. Strange thing is I don't think she saw it as she didn't have any reaction at all.

When I'm alone in my room I turn up the music volume and sing or rap really loud and dance really well. Unfortunately I don't have the confidence to do that in public.

When I was young and riding in the car while it was raining I would look at the rain drops fall on the windows from the top and then combine with other rain drops to form larger and larger drops and then these larger drops would combine with other larger drops, etc. As they got bigger they would slide even faster down the window pane and fall to the bottom of the window and this would mesmerize me for hours.
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This thread would give a psychiatrist an orgasm.

[lolAAfolds]

- I always take a bath and then a shower.
- I cannot sleep unless all the doors, drawers, and cabinets in my apartment are closed. I always check them before I go to bed.