Never Trust Anyone

[Hopey]

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Ok while we're waiting for more Brandi news can someone fill me in on whatever happened to Chantel/Neverwin? Are they still together? Did she dump him or did he dump her or did she dump his chips or what?

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there's a chantel/neverwin thread under this one. here's a predecessor to that saga:

Chantell plus the first poker guy

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Yikes. That thread would have gotten a lot more responses had it been posted in here or OOT the first time.

That girl makes Brandi seem like a small-timer when it comes to fleecing men. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[crazy canuck]

BrandiRose wrote

"For those who care ~ I have two job interviews on Thursday for bar tending. "



A poker player walks into a pub and sees a sign above the bar that reads..

ham sandwich’s $2
chicken sandwich’s $3
hand jobs $30,000

So the poker player walks up to Brandi behind the bar and asks:

Excuse me are you the one who does the hand jobs?

She smiles at him and says yes.

The poker player then replies can you wash your hands I would like a ham sandwich.

[shaniac]

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Assani,

Obviously shaniac felt he would get some buttsex in exchange for giving her some of his primo weed. But before he could get his penis on her back, she was already latched onto WPT champ hizzle!

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El Diablo,

you are hilarious. Fwiw there was another 2+2er in the room with me.

Assani,

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He met her once in a hotel room and she acted strangely....and because of that hes come in here and bashed away at her? I mean, I can understand that if Mark is his friend he'd want to stick up for him, but he started bashing her before Mark even posted in here.

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1) I had heard about the newhizzle thing before it got posted here, perhaps that shaded my perception of her

2) I had heard about her propositioning men on tour (not Newhizzle, and probably before she even met Mark) and she's been associated with, like, dozens of dudes in poker since she first appeared. It doesn't take a genius to understand her nature.

3) Having explained myself succintly to Boris, I don't feel that I need to offer any other reasons for my motives or behavior in this thread other than to point out that all I did was regurgitate the rumors I was privvy to, and then offer an anecdote in an effort to explain her presence/pesonality.

I admit that saying I hope she starved to death was a little harsh.

[MissT74]

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BrandiRose wrote

"For those who care ~ I have two job interviews on Thursday for bar tending. "



A poker player walks into a pub and sees a sign above the bar that reads..

ham sandwich’s $2
chicken sandwich’s $3
hand jobs $30,000

So the poker player walks up to Brandi behind the bar and asks:

Excuse me are you the one who does the hand jobs?

She smiles at him and says yes.

The poker player then replies can you wash your hands I would like a ham sandwich.

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LOL, priceless.

[TomCollins]

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Clicking a link's a lot of work. Let's make it easy:



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rehosting isn't?

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Looks like $30k was a fair price for a hand job.

[NajdorfDefense]

I love that all the Sports guys have finally showed.

Best. Thread. Ever.

I mean, I've only been here like 4 years or so, but it's not even close.

[PartyGirlUK]

Im predicting great things for this thread very very shortly........

[bobbyi]

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4. Did Brandi give Captain Tom anal?

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I hear that he is now a Rear Admiral...

[Assani Fisher]

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we've already caught Mark stretching the truth a little

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um... care to give an example?

[/ QUOTE ]Nothing personal man, and I'm definitely not trying to call you out or something. Someone posted an example a while ago where you left out some details on your story, then after Brandi posted you included them. Maybe I shouldn't have called it "stretched the truth." If I was out of line, I apologize.

While I have your attention: Are these indeed the exact hands that Brandi played? I havn't seen you confirm this yet, although I may have missed it while skimming the thread.

[yvesaint]

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Im predicting great things for this thread very very shortly........

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YES YES YESSS