Never Trust Anyone

[Alfil]

Cap'n: Holy hard on fer shizzle Newhizzle.
Newhizzle: What is it Cap'n.
C: Our secret identities are about to be exposed.
N: Huh, how, by whom?
4/6: By me, muah, 15 Minutes.
N: 15 Minutes? Who are you and what have you done with BatGirl?
4/6: BatGirl flew away after your boy blunder couldn't tell her ass from her elbow, er I mean back, and now I'm going expose you to the world.
C: Holy hand job newhizzle. What can we do to stop this!
N: Have faith Cap'n, the community will surely see through these accusations as lies. In 14 minutes this will surely be over and done with.

16 minutes later...

C: Holy [censored] Newhizzle.
N: Yeah, I saw those a couple of weeks ago... I mean uhm...
C: This is going viral. Everytime the thread begins to die something leaks out.
N: That's it! Release all information on Dutch. That ought to distract them for a few hours while we wait out those 15 minutes.
4/6: HaHaHaHaHa! Your plan did nothing. Everybody already knows Dutch is the Joker.
C: She's right, Piss Dutch didn't cause the same reaction- it's only created imitators. This story isn't going away. What else can we do?
N: I think I have one idea left.
4/6: You think you can defeat me. Hah!
C: What are you going to do.
N: I didn't want it to come to this.
C: You keep 30K in that belt? What are you nuts?
N: Are you ready for that Sit and Go 15 Minutes?

Narration: What does our Batacular hero have planned to get himself out of a mess this time? Tune in tomorrow. Same Batty Time. Same Batty Forum.

[TS Clark]

Finally, a literary response to this trailer park rock opera.

Anyone who can relate this post to Melville, Dickens, and Tolstoy is A-OK in my book. Nice hand, sir.

[bettyqs]

"ok, so some dude is out 30k, didn't get buttsecks, but did get a tugger. Some old dude is up 9k, and got to put it on some back meat. I gotta go with the geezer on this one.....

absolutely disgusting and missing the whole point. I can't believe a situation like this ends up with the [censored] for a summary of your thoughts

[Evan]

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I havn't read the entire thread yet, but theres absolutely no way that she played THAT bad. Those hands are either fabricated or she was trying to lose. I know that we joked around about the 4/6 tournament cashes stat, but nobody who made plays like that could cash in 4/6.

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both of you who have said this are idiots.

[/ QUOTE ]care to explain how you know that it was in fact her playing those hands and that those hands weren't edited? And please do so without the childish insults...they just make you look immature.

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ucan request hhs from stars

[/ QUOTE ]I understand that. My question was why should we believe Mark or Brandi at this point. I understand that "Mark is a good guy and Brandi is a whore" is the popular opinion right now, but as was already said by someone else- we've already caught Mark stretching the truth a little and in circumstances where so many emotions are involved the truth is almost always stretched by both sides.

I saw that you posted the HHs. How did you get them?

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I don't think you do understand that. You can request any hand history you want, just put in the hand #. You can request every hand history that was posted here directly from pokerstars by the hand #.

[pikkupossu]

wow,

now thats a long read.

as memorable as it gets though!

[surfinillini]

nation. wtf was that?

[Assani Fisher]

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131 pages LOL

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I know I don't post here much, but WTF...does everyone set their forum up for three posts/page?

Set the damn default to 99.

[/ QUOTE ]agreed...I said this like 1000 posts ago and nobody listened.

[Assani Fisher]

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I havn't read the entire thread yet, but theres absolutely no way that she played THAT bad. Those hands are either fabricated or she was trying to lose. I know that we joked around about the 4/6 tournament cashes stat, but nobody who made plays like that could cash in 4/6.

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both of you who have said this are idiots.

[/ QUOTE ]care to explain how you know that it was in fact her playing those hands and that those hands weren't edited? And please do so without the childish insults...they just make you look immature.

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I'm getting at your statement of 'no one who plays that bad can cash 4 out of 6' that's the stupid part. Nothing about the 'how do i know it wasn't mark behind her.'

And nothing in those hand histories implies she was trying to lose/colluding and you can even see her backward logic that so many other bad players do. Stuff like AA minraise ha ha me so tricky; gutshot call, flush draw means price myself in! The hand histories/graph imply that she's a [censored] poker player to start with + got a little reckless due to it not being her money + lost about 5k and went even more insane due to the loss/trying to get even.

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1. I rarely looked over the HHs, as I had no desire to look over them if we didn't know they were true. You apparently have looked at them much more closely, so I'm not going to argue with you. I still don't see why it makes me an "idiot" even if I am wrong in this one case.

2. A good chip dumper could make it look real.

3. Based upon the few hands that I did read, I would say that a player of that level of skill has about a 1-2% chance of cashing in 4/6 tournaments with deep starting stacks and slow blind structures.

[TheMainEvent]

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Does anybody know if this is the biggest thread in 2p2 history? Or at least close?

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Not really close. The largest 2+2 thread is the WSOPME sweat thread in what is now the Tournament Circuit forum. 5000+ posts IIRC.

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I'm certain this thread will not slow down until the main players stop posting in it. Which may have already happened, we shall see.

[iggymcfly]

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After reading about the whole neverwin, chantel crap i just want to slap some of these guys upside the head. I know they are spending days on end with other guys, and the rest of the time stuck in front of a computer screen. I'm sure a lot of them were uber geeks in highschool and are very new to the world of relationships, let alone relations ships with good looking women, but some of this is just downright ridiculous.

If you are making this much money, please stop playing so much poker. Get a job as a waiter 2 or 3 days a week. It will give you exposure to some normal people, especially normal women. Sex, and looks are such a small part of a relationship. You guys basically fell for girls that rate a 1 or 2.

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Wouldn't wasting time waiting tables when you're a millionaire be stupider than letting some bitch blow 30K off your poker account? I'm pretty sure it would be.