SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[Womble]

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dear poker gods, CAN I GET A FKING UPSWING NOW PLEASE. Every time i get teased. Im up 4bi, and then get coolered twice, and sucked out once, and then im suddenly up 1.5 bi after 3 hours playing. Just to make it a nice round number i tilt off another .5 buyin and just quit.

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What?! That my graph - get out of here!

[thac]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $145.00
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $100.00
CO: $102.70
BTN: $112.20

Reads: <font color="blue">Some dumb reg?</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $4.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7.50</font>, BTN calls $7.50

Turn: ($24.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $17.00</font>, Hero calls $17.00

River: ($58.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $83.70</font>, Hero calls all-in for $57.50
Uncalled bet of $12.20 returned to BTN

Pot Size: $201.50 ($2 Rake)

BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$100.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes) and WON (+$99.50)


lol ez

[Imrahil]

[censored] i suck

[capodu]

I am the reader of souls!


... and yes you may touch me.


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($97.90)</font>
CO ($113.61)
Button ($84.12)
SB ($95.33)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($102.50)</font>
UTG ($181)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($10.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $7</font>, Hero calls $7.

Turn: ($24.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $17</font>, Hero calls $17.

River: ($58.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $35</font>, Hero calls $35.

Final Pot: $128.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Th Td (one pair, tens).
MP has 4s 4h (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $128.50.

[Rainclouds]

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You can stand under my umbrella ella ella ella

eh
eh
eh

under my umbrella


smile guys, you could always be working a desk job right now

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[Wolfram]

He should probably move up where they respect his raises:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $144.37
BB: $97.00
UTG: $29.00
MP: $100.00
Hero (CO): $144.39
BTN: $205.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $4.50, BB folds, UTG calls $4.00

Flop: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $13.00</font>, SB calls $13.00, UTG folds

River: ($42) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $20.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Pot Size: $82.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$38.00)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and WON (+$41.00)

Convo after the hand:


Wolfram1838: now pull the other one
SAFC85: fckn awful call
Wolfram1838: nah, awful bluff
SAFC85: nah awful call
Wolfram1838: read you like an open book mate
SAFC85: likewise
SAFC85: any decent player folds twos

[bilbo-san]

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for some reason this really tilted me:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>SB: $332.25</u>
BB: $203.00
UTG: $120.00
<u>Hero (BTN): $729.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

Turn: ($46) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, SB calls $36.00

River: ($118) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $101.00</font>, SB calls $101.00

Pot Size: $320.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$159.00)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$159.00)

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WHY? I'd be thinking "Holy [censored], thanks for saving me $200!"

[Imrahil]

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for some reason this really tilted me:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>SB: $332.25</u>
BB: $203.00
UTG: $120.00
<u>Hero (BTN): $729.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

Turn: ($46) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, SB calls $36.00

River: ($118) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $101.00</font>, SB calls $101.00

Pot Size: $320.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$159.00)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$159.00)

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WHY? I'd be thinking "Holy [censored], thanks for saving me $200!"

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It was because I thought right when he called that there was no way I could have the worse hand.

[Womble]

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You can stand under my umbrella ella ella ella

eh
eh
eh

under my umbrella


smile guys, you could always be working a desk job right now

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DIE!!!!!!!!

[bilbo-san]

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He should probably move up where they respect his raises:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $144.37
BB: $97.00
UTG: $29.00
MP: $100.00
Hero (CO): $144.39
BTN: $205.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $4.50, BB folds, UTG calls $4.00

Flop: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $13.00</font>, SB calls $13.00, UTG folds

River: ($42) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $20.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Pot Size: $82.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$38.00)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Twos) and WON (+$41.00)

Convo after the hand:


Wolfram1838: now pull the other one
SAFC85: fckn awful call
Wolfram1838: nah, awful bluff
SAFC85: nah awful call
Wolfram1838: read you like an open book mate
SAFC85: likewise
SAFC85: any decent player folds twos

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I try this [censored] all the time too because I put them perfectly on A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

...usually, though, they are bluffing with some retarded [censored] like A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and I look like a tool [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]