Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[anduril]

Howard,

So far I've only read that you've been a cab driver. What do you do that allows you so much extra income to do this all the time?

[guids]

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My dad and step-mom are (legit) massage therapists on Long Island. My step-mom used to get a lot of calls from guys obviously wanting sex. They would ask about "release" massages etc. Does that mean that there are plenty of sex massages in the area?

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Even a lot of legit places will give you HJ from what Ive read. Maybe this is just a vegas thing, but the legit girls will charge you 100$ for a normal massage for an hour, brush your dick once or twice 5 or 10 minutes, jerk you off, and be out of there within 20 minutes becuase you are too embarrased to finsish the massage. 100$ + tip usually in 20 minutes instead of 60.

[Howard Beale]

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Howard,

So far I've only read that you've been a cab driver. What do you do that allows you so much extra income to do this all the time?

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Well, I drive fast..............

[JaredL]

I missed the last couple pages, so this may have been mentioned, but do you actually get a massage at these places or is it just sex?

[Howard Beale]

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I missed the last couple pages, so this may have been mentioned, but do you actually get a massage at these places or is it just sex?

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Yes, and you get MORE than a massage although the massage is really not all that good, usually. Depends on the girl. More a sort of light rub although some of the girls are not bad. In a lot of places (I think Phoenix is one of them) they are actually licensed massueses (?) and the rooms are set up to pass for a legit place (that gives them cover w/ the authorities) so they've gone to school for it. Anyway, I usually just ask them to scrape their nails over me because I love that.

But what I'm getting at is that a decent place (most all of them) will give you a table shower and that (again if the girl is half-way decent) is worth the price of admission all by itself. Actually, you should check to see if the place offers table showers firstly because if they do you're definitely in the right place and secondly because the experience is better: You're nekkid, laid out prone on your stomach, she pours warm water all over you, soaps and scrubs you up real good, rinse, turn over, repeat, rinse and towels you dry. Get to know her and after a while you get a kiss (guess where) while she's drying your legs.

Yikes. I've worked myself up. Hmmm. I got's to play at Gila River tomorrow but Saturday is open..........

[scoresman]

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But what I'm getting at is that a decent place (most all of them) will give you a table shower and that (again if the girl is half-way decent) is worth the price of admission all by itself.

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You speak the truth. As someone who frequents these types of places, the table shower is worth the price of admission.

Also the one closest to me actually gives you a good massage for about 45 min. before the HJ. Cheep too. $60 for the hour +tip for the extras.

[hawk59]

www.spahunters.com, with reviews!

[Howard Beale]

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www.spahunters.com, with reviews!

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I hope they go national!

[fleece_me]

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Howard,

You are obviously disgusting.

Are you aware of this? If so, what methods do you use to decieve youself into believing that you are not disgusting?

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Unlike Lil Jon. I assume you don't know what skeet means?



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Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
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dam)
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dam)

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I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now [censored] drunk then a [censored] threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it
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Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo
ass where you at

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

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a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
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Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up [censored] pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain't bout 50
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a [censored] with yo palm out bitch I ain't even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
a little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass dirty dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya'll twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya'll to do this [censored] like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet [censored] ([censored]!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

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[JJNJustin]

"Yes I'll have the shrimp fried rice and a dildo up the ass please".

"You want hot oil?"

"No just the hot mustard."

-J