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Ty Cobb 26 13.61%
Joe Dimaggio 14 7.33%
Mickey Mantle 30 15.71%
Willie Mays 119 62.30%
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:23 PM
Hopey Hopey is offline
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What's with the white cotton granny panties?
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:24 PM
Hopey Hopey is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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alright I starting chatting this girl up and she sent me this.

NSFW

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7341/boobs7cu.jpg

it's clear that her face pic is BS though and that curvy is perhaps round

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Those are some nasty breasts. The acne on them is particularly stomach churning. Those breasts can't be attached to anything that's even remotely attractive.
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:56 PM
Meromorphic Meromorphic is offline
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I'm a little frightened that she chose the Black Bitch as one of the cards she tucked in. Hope it's not a sign. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:09 AM
kagame kagame is offline
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obviously there are huge flaws, but i think the overall message is clear and worthwhile

hmmmm black pariah...
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:09 AM
Stuey Stuey is offline
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Nice but gorie's lips are hotter and it's not even close.
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Old 12-27-2005, 02:44 AM
kurosh kurosh is offline
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I really don't know what I'm doing with this because I'm not interested in meeting or [censored] any girls, but:

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(17:33:38) kurme: really? you live 2 minutes away from me
(17:33:41) girl1: awww cool
(17:33:48) girl1: we need to get together then
(17:33:49) kurme: i'm in the neighborhood down the street
(17:33:55) girl1: of course!
(17:33:56) kurme: haha, i know what we can do
(17:33:57) girl1: awsome
(17:33:58) kurme: volcano!
(17:34:02) girl1: hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(17:34:05) girl1: but i warn you
(17:34:10) girl1: i'm a very friendly person
(17:34:12) girl1: lol
(17:34:14) girl1: in a good way
(17:34:16) kurme: ok?
(17:34:22) girl1: i get horny, and cottonmouth
(17:34:26) girl1: plus the munchies
(17:34:30) kurme: doesn't everyone?
(17:34:35) girl1: so if i try to jump you, lol

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She said something later about how she used to be a stripper, so I'm guessing this would be an easy lay if I wanted it. I have no intentions of meeting up with her, but it does feel nice. I suppose I'm a male flirt then?



This other one messaged me. I think I handled it well and she liked it. Probably a go if I wanted to pursue it too.

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just giving you a hard time. you know you love it!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: prince of persia
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:42 PM

are you trying to make me angry?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: girl2
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:39 PM

oh... so the game just kinda made you more of a legend than actually basing itself off of you


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: prince of persia
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:38 PM

if i had a dagger of time, or whatever it was, i'm sure i could.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: girl2
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:37 PM

lol i mso glad you straightned that out for me oh great and talented prince... can you rewind time too?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: prince of persia
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:27 PM

the game is based off ME. he doesn't look like ME. i run up walls as a party trick.




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: girl2
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:24 PM

that game is bad ass.... but you dont look like the prince though... sorry to break your heart

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Old 12-27-2005, 08:41 AM
d10 d10 is offline
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I really don't know what I'm doing with this because I'm not interested in meeting or [censored] any girls...

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Are they both ugly? I don't understand this statement. And yes, #1=easy lay, #2 unknown right now but if it is possible you're definitely going in the right direction. That running up walls line is great.
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:20 AM
ScottyP431 ScottyP431 is offline
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Default Re: poker related nakedness

kurosh,

"She said something later about how she used to be a stripper, so I'm guessing this would be an easy lay if I wanted it. I have no intentions of meeting up with her, but it does feel nice. I suppose I'm a male flirt then?"

I think you're confusing "male flirt" with "gay", you are gay.
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:40 AM
FatalError FatalError is offline
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indeed, even marriage would not be enough of an excuse here to not take one for the team and trainwreck away
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:56 PM
benza13 benza13 is offline
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I don't care if you aren't interested in a trainwreck, if this girl is above a 5 you are gay for not at least meeting up with her and seeing where it goes. Others have backed out of trainwrecking this thread, at least some of us should be getting some pussy out of it.
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