SSNL POKER [cheese] thread AUG PT 2

[dirtylobster]

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Also, just hit my first 8k month!
w0000ty mcw00000tskin!

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No one cares that I hit my biggest month? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I'm impressed!

[dirtylobster]

And jealous.

[1gotth3nuts]

[censored] A i'm next to a 90/50 player, and the table is allin almost every hand... avg pot $95. and im so carddead, this sucks ass

[1gotth3nuts]

and then this sh*t happens

PokerStars Game #11737891982: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/28 - 11:11:59 (ET)
Table 'Dolon IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: AciDs ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: BRN78 ($194.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Spike06_fr ($168.95 in chips)
Seat 4: Mortal1987 ($213.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Golgoth351 ($97.35 in chips)
Seat 6: 1gotth3nuts ($146.10 in chips)
Mortal1987: posts small blind $0.50
Golgoth351: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 1gotth3nuts [Qd Ah]
1gotth3nuts: raises $3 to $4
AciDs: folds
BRN78: folds
Spike06_fr: folds
Mortal1987: raises $16 to $20
Golgoth351: folds
1gotth3nuts: raises $126.10 to $146.10 and is all-in
Mortal1987: calls $126.10
*** FLOP *** [2s 2c 3c]
*** TURN *** [2s 2c 3c] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [2s 2c 3c Td] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mortal1987: shows [As Th] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
1gotth3nuts: mucks hand
1gotth3nuts said, "omg"
Mortal1987 collected $290.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $293.20 | Rake $3
Board [2s 2c 3c Td 6d]
Seat 1: AciDs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BRN78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Spike06_fr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mortal1987 (small blind) showed [As Th] and won ($290.20) with two pair, Tens and Deuces
Seat 5: Golgoth351 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: 1gotth3nuts mucked [Qd Ah]

[capodu]

lol the poker gods love me...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB ($98.50)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($130.88)</font>
<font color="#C00000">MP ($82)</font>
Button ($152.31)
SB ($133.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP (poster) raises to $9</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($19.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP calls $74 (All-In), Hero calls $73.

Turn: ($166.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($166.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $166.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Tc Ac (two pair, aces and tens).
MP has 8d 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: MP wins $165.50. Hero wins $1.

[Imrahil]

for some reason this really tilted me:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>SB: $332.25</u>
BB: $203.00
UTG: $120.00
<u>Hero (BTN): $729.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

Turn: ($46) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, SB calls $36.00

River: ($118) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $101.00</font>, SB calls $101.00

Pot Size: $320.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$159.00)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$159.00)

[PartysOver]

someone explain this line to me and why i've seen it about 16 times today

PokerStars Game #11738113274: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/28 - 11:31:27 (ET)
Table 'Shao' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PokerPro218 ($172.80 in chips)
Seat 2: tiltbad ($220.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Scarecr0w ($428.50 in chips)
Seat 4: JDanz ($203.05 in chips)
Seat 5: caridoo ($370.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Gooooooort ($300.40 in chips)
Gooooooort: posts small blind $1
PokerPro218: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tiltbad [As Ad]
tiltbad: raises $6 to $8
Scarecr0w: calls $8
JDanz: folds
caridoo: folds
Gooooooort: folds
PokerPro218: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Qc Ts]
tiltbad: bets $14
Scarecr0w: calls $14
*** TURN *** [3h Qc Ts] [9d]
tiltbad: bets $24
Scarecr0w: calls $24
*** RIVER *** [3h Qc Ts 9d] [2s]
tiltbad: bets $32
Scarecr0w: raises $74 to $106
tiltbad: folds
Scarecr0w collected $156 from pot

i've seen it on extremely wet boards ie 489 two tone and villain pushes after blank t/r

[PartysOver]

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for some reason this really tilted me:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>SB: $332.25</u>
BB: $203.00
UTG: $120.00
<u>Hero (BTN): $729.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, SB calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

Turn: ($46) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, SB calls $36.00

River: ($118) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $101.00</font>, SB calls $101.00

Pot Size: $320.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$159.00)
Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$159.00)

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this puts me in a murderous rage

[PartysOver]

one more thing

i raise 44 on button flop is 49Tr... 12/6/3.33 (after 120 or so) NIT c/minr me
what do i do?

[thac]

re-minr ldo