Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[RunDownHouse]

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I'm proud I didn't tilt

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Yes, you do, unless you're a bot.

[ybother]

can someone tell me why when I am crushing a table everyone stays until I sit out for a minute (to get a drink etc) and then leaves so that I come back to an empty table???

I would understand if it were a situation where I am the fish, but this?

[Lurker.]

i can't remember the last time i tilted.

[ZingZhang]

Fun hand, no history between the blinds and myself... joint monkey tilt maybe :S

Also, is it so wrong that I enjoyed the BB getting raped after his AI call? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $9.05
BB: $10.55
UTG: $2.50
MP: $6.40
CO: $2.40
Hero (BTN): $5.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.10, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $9.05</font>, BB calls $8.95, 2 folds
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to SB

Flop: ($18.70) 7 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($18.70) 6 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($18.70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $18.70 ($1.85 Rake)

SB had 7 3 (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and WON (+$7.80)
BB had 5 5 (two pair, Sevens and Fives) and LOST (-$9.05) [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[tehDiceman]

holleeeee crap. very interesting hand here, my reads were completely off. who woulda knew.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">UTG ($5.43)</font>
MP ($2.05)
CO ($1.85)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($5.05)</font>
SB ($4.90)
<font color="#C00000">BB ($2.45)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $0.06</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $0.06, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $0.04.


i've got the nut flush draw, forgetting that i wasnt the preflop aggressor, i decided to "cbet". donkbet and minraise = no goot.

Flop: ($0.19) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.02</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $0.04</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.24</font>, BB calls $0.22, UTG calls $0.20.


ok, i got called, two checks, i decide to check behind, obviously we are all chasing the flush.

Turn: ($0.91) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.


bingo. i pause for a second wondering how i can extract the most value out of these guys. obviously we have the flushy but i hold the nuts. will these guys call a push with 2nd or 3rd nuts? who knows but lets try it. right after i push, i type in chat, "do you guys have it?". right after i type that first villian instacalls me. second villian thinks for a moment and calls as well. as soon as i flip my cards, i say "cause i do." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

River: ($0.91) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.3</font>, UTG calls $0.30, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4.75</font>, BB calls $1.85 (All-In), UTG calls $4.45.

Final Pot: $12.56

Results below:
BB has Kd 7c (two pair, kings and sevens). &lt;---- well ok, you had something, but come on.
UTG has As Qs (one pair, aces). &lt;---- are you joking?!!? buddylisted.
Hero has Qh Th (flush, ace high). &lt;---- teh ownage right there.
Outcome: Hero wins $12.56



this is how you cap off a mediocre session. everytime i'd get up a half BI, i'd run into something silly. one time it was a villian that flat called my PFR with AA and ended up at showdown with set over set. my 5's looked so pretty too. he even minraised me on the river but otherwise made no attempt to extract more money.

[tehDiceman]

[ QUOTE ]
can someone tell me why when I am crushing a table everyone stays until I sit out for a minute (to get a drink etc) and then leaves so that I come back to an empty table???

I would understand if it were a situation where I am the fish, but this?

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this happens to me quite frequently, crushing the table or not. situation today, im 6 tabling and some customer comes in, it is friggen 1AM but whatever. i sit out for all of 5 minutes and when i come back, 2 of my 6 tables are HU without me. ridiculous.

in other news, my hudless autopilot is working great. i should have had this mod installed a long time ago.:-)

[Manchild84]

Sometimes when Im playing, Ill pick up a marginal hand, like TPTK,or TPGK, or something. And then I'll pick something up, sometimes its just a feeling, sometimes its a timing tell, sometimes its betting that screams "This guy flopped a set".. but then do absolutely nothing about it, and lose a decent amount anyways.
Please tell me Im not the only one who does this.

[K䲰䮥n]

<font color="red">[censored]</font>

Just got home from a trip to Thailand and PP seems to be taken all my RB for [censored] 's sake. I don't want to play there anymore.

Which site would be the (2nd best?) for a non-US player for NL50 and eventually NL100 (with RB)?

[Vyse]

And it continues.

Villain was a gigantic donk and I kept raising his donk bets. Already doubled up once through him.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $74.40
Hero (BB): $48.60
UTG: $25.00
CO: $25.00
BTN: $27.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $1.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $7.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($16) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

River: ($24) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $20.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $36.60</font>, SB calls $16.35

Pot Size: $97.20 ($3 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Threes) and WON (+$45.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([As Kh] three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$48.60)

Thin value call v TAG fish:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $14.60
BB: $23.60
UTG: $25.50
CO: $8.80
Hero (BTN): $31.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.85</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $2.15

Flop: ($6.35) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, UTG calls $4.00

Turn: ($14.35) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($14.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $7.00</font>, Hero calls $7.00

Pot Size: $28.35 ($1.40 Rake)

UTG had 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ([4d 3d] two pair, Sixes and Fours) and LOST (-$14.00)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sixes) and WON (+$12.95)

[Bantam222]

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