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View Poll Results: Would you want the seat to your left to have 100,000 chips just being blinded off in a WSOP event wi
Yes, It adds to my expected value in the tournament. 21 91.30%
No, it puts me at a disadvantage. 2 8.70%
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:40 PM
Fletcher19 Fletcher19 is offline
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my mum just offered to stake me $3.5k to play poker

don't know what to make of it
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:47 PM
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my mum just offered to stake me $3.5k to play poker

don't know what to make of it

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here is what you make of it:

LOL mom!

dont mix poker w family, jesus.
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:48 PM
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Wouldn't that be like me going to a gay bar looking to pick up chicks?

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Dude straight guys pick up hot chicks at gay bars plenty wtf? I'm assuming you've never been?

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Uhm no I don't go to gay bars as I'm not gay.

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Gay bars are always full of hot women, at least all the ones I've been to in London. Like seriously hot, drunken almost naked women. Its intense.
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:49 PM
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my mum just offered to stake me $3.5k to play poker

don't know what to make of it

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Take the money then grimstar her FTW
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:50 PM
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my mum just offered to stake me $3.5k to play poker

don't know what to make of it

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This is both good and bad. It is good because she realizes that you are passionate and good at poker, which is a LOT more than a lot of parents of 2p2ers.

This is bad because.. well it's kind of obviously.

Clayton is right though, whatever you do don't do this and don't hurt her feelings either....
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:59 PM
ajmargarine ajmargarine is offline
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Kolo:

Please answer these questions truthfully.

Of the following, who is your:

1. Favorite performer
--Elton John
--George Micheal
--Freddie Mercury (Queen singer)

2. Favorite actor/actress
--Ellen Degeneres
--Rosie O'Donnell
--Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser dude)

3. Favorite athlete
--Martina Navratilova
--John Amaechi
--Billie Jean King

4. Bonus question:

--How many hours of Bravo TV do you watch per week?
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:01 PM
ajmargarine ajmargarine is offline
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my mum just offered to stake me $3.5k to play poker

don't know what to make of it

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Just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Or, 'Thank you mum for the offer. But, I cannot accept.'
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:01 PM
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1. Like them all
2. No idea who any of these are
3. Navratilova
4. 0
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:07 PM
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AJ just so pwned Kolo.
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:10 PM
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1. Like them all
2. No idea who any of these are
3. Navratilova
4. 0

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Hmmmm. This is the top-secret teh ghey test given to Marines before they enter the military. Checking the answer key:

"You have scored 6/10 on the MSPA T-A13 test.

Congratulations. You are bi-curious.

If you wish to lower your score and move toward straighthood, we recommend you drink more whiskey, watch more MMA fighting, and change your own oil in your car.

If you wish to raise your score and move on to full gheyhood, we recommend you watch more daytime network TV and full seasons of Project Runway on the Bravo Network."
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