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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:42 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Justin,

Sex or buttsexx?

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Good question I forgot to ask. I'll work on that in the next few minutes though.

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Just regular sex.

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Was this before or after self-inflicted cuts?

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And if it's the latter, was it in said cuts?

And if yes, gross.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:42 PM
FoxwoodsFiend FoxwoodsFiend is offline
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Anyone who has played with Brandi live should know whether or not she was dumping based on those HH's. I don't think it's possible for her to cash in those 4 tournies if she was really as bad as those HH's. And if she really played the same way live, people wopuld have already noticed and criticized her play even worse, long before this thread.

Conclusion: she was either dumping to friends or just dumping it to strangers for some reason.

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Funny how nobody noticed she was awful or bothered to point it out to her
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:43 PM
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I bet she has the herp
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:45 PM
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how can you have inside info unless you were there? a pretty sure doesn't really cut it here...

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I take inside info to mean info that is not publicly available, such as talking to Mark and some of Mark's close friends.

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Bragging about girls you've banged is pathetic.

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a) No it isn't
b) You can tell people about banging a girl without it being bragging
c) Mark wasn't exactly tripping over himself to tell people about this: I just saw him in Vegas and other than him mentioning that Brandi lost him money and that she's crazy, he wasn't exactly gossiping all over the place.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:46 PM
Little_Luck Little_Luck is offline
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Wait, her [censored] are fake?
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:53 PM
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Summary:
Brandi gave Captain Franklin $12K for safekeeping and received $3K back. Since it was her rent, toaster, and panty money, she received several thousand more from Doyle Brunson and Phil Gordon. She asked several guys to stake her in satellites ($1,500 approx) and one guy offered to do it for anal sex. She says she turned it down. There are new terms in the Urban Dictionary. A "Captain Tom" is a penis in your back. And "Brandied" is a term for how you got staked in a tournament. Mark Newhouse, who recently won over $1 Million dollars at a tournament, staked her in a satellite. She stayed with him in a hotel, gave him a handjob (she says), he cried (they both say), they had sex (regular, not anal) one time (he says, she says she needed someone more clean - um, ok). She donked off approx $30K in Newhouse's FTP account. (See hand histories in thread) She claimed to have been winning via text message, so he continued to let her play, thinking that she was doing well. The next morning, he couldn't log into his account and she said that she changed the password because she wanted to surprise him with how much money she had won. When he logged in, he was wiped out.

Need facts on:

1. Did Tom Franklin really steal Brandi's $9K?
2. Did Brandi lie to Mark about his money?
3. Did Brandi give Mark anal? This one seems to be the most important to the community at large.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:55 PM
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I guess this thread finally died.
No appearance by the captain.
Newhizzle not coming back.
Brandi finally realizes that some kinds of publicity are bad and gives it up as well.

Been a fun ride.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:56 PM
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4. Did Brandi give Captain Tom anal?
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:57 PM
La Brujita La Brujita is offline
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i think she's not that bad from the hands she posted.

its obvious she has tremendous potential.
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:01 PM
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Video profile of Captain Tom

Money quotes:
"I don't care if you like me or don't like me. I don't need you to like me."
"Touch 'em all, baby."
"I like to think of myself as a winner."
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