banging chicks from myspace.com

[FatalError]

Volcano + MySpace Whore = Score

Ship this trainwreck immediately

[kagame]

how have we not yet considered drug use as a huge ticket, this needs careful analysis people

ABC, ABC, ABC

[kagame]

late christmas present for you guys

im still chatting this girl up from my intro line, which had something to do with the InuYasha cartoon in her profile, and a bunch of silly quotes from the show (adult swim)

Blades of Blood!

yeah i know, but just check out these pictures good god

[kurosh]

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Volcano + MySpace Whore = Score

Ship this trainwreck immediately

[/ QUOTE ]NO. NO TRAINWRECKS FOR ME YET.

[chuddo]

kagame,

7.7/10

7.9 if she has the hair pink.

[ononimo]

why'd she have those photos taken? especially with the cards?
and be careful with the "p*ker" word around these parts ...

[d10]

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Ok, I might as well reveal my opener. It's "are you a myspace tease?" It has worked well the few times I've used it so far.

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This is a very good line. If I ever get tired of using my line, I'm stealing this one. Thanks.

[d10]

So I've started getting some contacts together again as I'll be back in AL next week. Normally I wouldn't post after the first message but this one looks good. I've been left with 3 different openings, not sure which one I want to take yet:

From her profile:
"I don't trust men, they don't deserve it for the mostpart and I know what intentions are in their mind even when they try that sensitivity and i'm-so-into-you crap. Maybe if they were more truthful about what they wanted they would get it without any strings instead of making us think they want something more."

I like the last sentence, and I think I can work around the first.

And her first message to me:
Hi. There isn't much to do in south alabama really. Dothan has a few clubs...if ur into bands there's a place there called grand central station that always has good ones plus a huge danceroom upstairs. I really havent spent much time in enterprise although I'v been to the stripclub a couple times. i dont know much else about it there. Troy sucks for real. there's a few bars and a college bar. I have alot of pretty big parties so home is where i have most of my fun. hope you find something interesting to do....feel free to talk about the area or anything else [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

So, I think I could get a date at the strip club, that seemed to work well enough for Yugo and his myspace girl. I could also go to one of her parties. This is good because if things don't work out with the myspace girl there will probably be lots of other drunk college girls there. Or as her profile suggests, I could just make my intentions clear. I don't like this one so much because I don't really believe she means it like she says she does, but if I'm wrong I could be making this a lot more difficult than it needs to be. Post your suggestions OOT, and we'll make this like a Choose your own Adventure book.

[Clarkmeister]

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or anything else

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I can hear the train leaving the station.

[gmrankin]

Date: Dec 26, 2005 6:29AM Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hey!

Body: thanks your not bad yourself, enjoy the rest of the day [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Georgia George
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:24 AM

thats cool. got some paperwork to do before my relief comes in at 7. Hope u have a good day. By the way your b/w pic is totally adorable. later, George
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From:
Date: Dec 26, 2005 6:15 AM
i serve at night, unos isnt open so early. i work at a hotel a few days a week for the benefits. been doing it for a while n i kinda enjoy it.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Georgia George
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:13 AM

Ahh... i am work also, i have 50 minutes to go. It has been a long night! what do you do? I thought i saw something on your profile about Uno's. are you moonlighting?? - George

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Dec 26, 2005 6:11 AM

its only 6am, but ya i guess its early. i work at 5:30am a few days a week.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Georgia George
Date: Dec 26, 2005 3:08 AM

whatever you want? What are you doing up this early?
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From:
Date: Dec 26, 2005 6:01 AM
what, i dont get the question? inside what?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Georgia George
Date: Dec 25, 2005 9:44 PM

Inside?


Now i just need to close, i am a horrible closer. thanks for the advice OOT. myspace has given me something to entertain myself at work!