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Ty Cobb 26 13.61%
Joe Dimaggio 14 7.33%
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Willie Mays 119 62.30%
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:16 AM
Clarkmeister Clarkmeister is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

Perhaps? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Who cares. Drive that train!
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:18 AM
xorbie xorbie is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

some of you guys are pretty [censored] up.
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:18 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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Here is her profile: link

please refrain from trainwrecking as goal has not been reached
her profile sucks for a better word


lbk

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DOOD SHES OUTGOING ONCE YOU GET TO KNO HER!!!111!!11one1

man that profile makes me want to commit a felony
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:27 AM
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some of you guys are pretty [censored] up.

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Good I love my screen name, that's just funny.
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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Perhaps? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Who cares. Drive that train!

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Nope sorry I can't i'm sick of her already, that was just for you guys
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:37 AM
Clarkmeister Clarkmeister is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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Perhaps? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Who cares. Drive that train!

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Nope sorry I can't i'm sick of her already, that was just for you guys

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Get sick of her after you [censored] her. If nothing else, you could cyber her, post the transcript here and then link her to the transcript. C'mon, let's get creative here! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:45 AM
Stuey Stuey is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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alright I starting chatting this girl up and she sent me this.

NSFW

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7341/boobs7cu.jpg

it's clear that her face pic is BS though and that curvy is perhaps round

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Wall matches wtf did the nigerians steal another of our gals?
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Old 12-26-2005, 03:40 AM
kurosh kurosh is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

Ok, I might as well reveal my opener. It's "are you a myspace tease?" It has worked well the few times I've used it so far. Anyhow, here is one:

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oh.my.god. i've heard of volcanos, but never had the opportunity to try one....mmmmm we should get together b4 u leave babe! I just got done smokin a phatty blunt, and i usually smoke outta my glass bowl.. I bet a volcano is ur fav. outta the bunch, huh? get back at me. later k




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From: prince of persia
Date: Dec 25, 2005 1:24 PM

it's an honest question that clears things up. i am going back to UIUC. i went there one semester, came back home and i'm going back now. i feel sorry for your friend. poker really really sucks. you smoke pot? i noticed a few things in your profile about it. i have a volcano [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]




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From: Your voice is like the sound of sirens
Date: Dec 25, 2005 1:08 PM

What kind of question is that? haha. I am rarely a tease, whether it be a myspace tease or any other kind. So you're moving to Champaign, may i ask why? Just curious, i'm thinking of transfering to UIUC. I have a good friend who makes alot of money playing poker. I myself know next to nothing about it!



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: prince of persia
Date: Dec 24, 2005 11:17 PM

are you a myspace tease?


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Old 12-26-2005, 04:02 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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'are you a myspace tease?'

sounds a very good opener to me - the more I think on it, the more I like it - can we have some field personnel volunteer to try it as well plz?
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Old 12-26-2005, 04:18 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

What do you guys think of this opener? She is some chick who just moved to LA to work in some amusement park dance show and she also is a magician's assistant in those type of shows:

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hi

i feel like we have a connection. i used to work at universal studios as an usher for the beetlejuice rock and dance show. too bad you didnt move to LA a few years sooner, i could've put in a good word for you.

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