banging chicks from myspace.com

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ok, everyone needs to be my friend: me

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Kurosh, you will immediately go into my top 8. I added you just now. Best of luck and I hope you have an awesome Christmas weekend.

[goofyballer]

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[censored], tomorrow I'm going to take one for the team



wish me luck,

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Thank God. SIF is coming over for a Mason run wine tasting. I will be taking one for the team and will post the most explicit pictures I can manage to get.

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Paging Mason and Tom...it's too early to get drunk with the relatives and I'm bored out of my skull here! How'd it go with your respective trainwreck attempts?

[TomCollins]

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Guys,


[censored], tomorrow I'm going to take one for the team



wish me luck,

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Thank God. SIF is coming over for a Mason run wine tasting. I will be taking one for the team and will post the most explicit pictures I can manage to get.

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Paging Mason and Tom...it's too early to get drunk with the relatives and I'm bored out of my skull here! How'd it go with your respective trainwreck attempts?

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I'm out of town until the New Year. I have a few things lined up when I get back. I also will be helping the foreign "just-friends" chick move the following weekend. There's a decent chance I complete the challenge pretty fast after getting back.

[mason55]

Trip Reprot from last night:

She came over to my house around 8, we went to a sushi restaurant around the corner from my house. This was planned out ahead of time because that's actually something we connected on pretty quickly.

In retrospect I think she was just trying to impress me when she said she liked sushi. She didn't seem to have any idea what she was doing there and freaked out when I ordered octopus nigiri. I did convince her to try a piece of my octopus though, so the night seemed to be going well. She told me that she has no tolerance for alcohol and gets wasted off 4 beers. I immediately suggested getting a bottle of wine and she thought it was a great idea.

So we got a bottle of wine and went back to my place to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin. Unfortunately, the DVD player in my living room was "broken" so we had to watch the movie in my room, sitting on my bed. Shucks. We plowed through the bottle of wine pretty quickly and we fooled around a little while we watched the end of the movie.

We put on Fargo next (it was around 2am at this point) and she asked what she should do about going home. I told her to stay and she could sleep at my place. She quickly agreed. Awesome, I thought, I'm in. Well, she went to use the restroom before she came back to bed. Unfortunately, this is when problems started. I tried to put the moves on a little bit in to the movie and she says "oh no, I took my sleeping medicine, there's no way I can stay awake long enough. I thought you were planning to go to sleep right now." [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

So we went to sleep and she left this morning. I guess I screwed myself by getting her too drunk.

But she obviously knows what I want and I'll definitely be getting laid next time I see her.

[diebitter]

Tnx mason for the progress report.

You'll prolly get a load of dicks critiquing your play, but you're working for the greater good here, and I salute you.

[mason55]

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Tnx mason for the progress report.

You'll prolly get a load of dicks critiquing your play, but you're working for the greater good here, and I salute you.

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Not sure what I did wrong. She's kind of a good little Jewish girl, so I can't treat her like a whore like I would most Myspace girls. I think my play was fine, although I'm always open to critiques.

[Clarkmeister]

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She's kind of a good little Jewish girl, so I can't treat her like a whore like I would most Myspace girls.

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It's funny how we are all looking for whooooooooooooooooooores, but somehow the chicks who actually go out with posters are nice girls. Hmmmmmmmmm.

[diebitter]

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Tnx mason for the progress report.

You'll prolly get a load of dicks critiquing your play, but you're working for the greater good here, and I salute you.

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Not sure what I did wrong. She's kind of a good little Jewish girl, so I can't treat her like a whore like I would most Myspace girls. I think my play was fine, although I'm always open to critiques.

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Sorry, I was unclear. I think your play was fine too. I just wanted to offer support for your play there, before any 'you shoulda done this/you shoulda done that' splurged forth.

[goofyballer]

Me three, your play was fine.

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It's funny how we are all looking for whooooooooooooooooooores, but somehow the chicks who actually go out with posters are nice girls. Hmmmmmmmmm.

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This has always been a problem for me...I seriously can't stand stupid slutty girls. I'm attracted to nice girls, and another trait of nice girls happens to be that they don't put out as easily. Annoying as hell.

[Clarkmeister]

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Me three, your play was fine.

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It's funny how we are all looking for whooooooooooooooooooores, but somehow the chicks who actually go out with posters are nice girls. Hmmmmmmmmm.

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This has always been a problem for me...I seriously can't stand stupid slutty girls. I'm attracted to nice girls, and another trait of nice girls happens to be that they don't put out as easily. Annoying as hell.

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My point was a somewhat sarcastic one. Namely, everyone's looking for whoooores, but they are all falling in love with the "nice girls" that will actually go out on dates with them. Newsflash: The ones that will go out on dates with you ARE the whooooooooores!