Never Trust Anyone

[Ali shmali]

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LOL no way am I reading this whole thread, though I have read newhizzles and OPs post. NICE THREAD SIZE

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its worth it

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I disagree. there is so much crap in this thread. It would be 3 pages long with just the good posts.

[FoxwoodsFiend]

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LOL no way am I reading this whole thread, though I have read newhizzles and OPs post. NICE THREAD SIZE

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good to know whether you're reading this thread. thanks for that.

[SoCalRugger]

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LOL no way am I reading this whole thread, though I have read newhizzles and OPs post. NICE THREAD SIZE

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its worth it

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I disagree. there is so much crap in this thread. It would be 3 pages long with just the good posts.

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Just searching for the posts by Brandi, newhizzle, and shaniac, plus the PT screen shots and the couple photoshop jobs, should pretty much cover everything interesting.

[HesseJam]

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"Brandi presented today its chests, the mouse wants to drive the men into the insanity."

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Ok, what's the German word for mouse, and how does it end up being used in place of "sexy woman, [censored], or harlet"

Now I'm curious. mouse = maus. makes no sense. I love babelfish translations.

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Could be slang for hot chick. E.G., fox

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that's correct

It's funny that babelfish has huge problems translating German into English. and vice versa. I remember when we sent the Stark (you know that Clinton thing) report through it and read the German translation. We've been to tears (Hugo Boss neck tie = Chef Krawatte Hugo).

[pokerraja]

all,
when i innocently stumbled upon twoplustwo 3-4 years ago to improve my poker game i had no idea i would one day read a thread as spectacular as this. thank you.
sincerely,
PR

[gamblor333]

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[Ron Burgundy]

Summary of the NWP threads for those who don't want to read them:


- lots of "2+2 sux they're all whiny losers" posts

- links to this thread, and links to pics of Brandi that are already in this thread

- about the same % of lame OMGLOLBUTTSECKS posts as this thread

- about the same % of flame wars between douchenozzles who disagree about aspects of the story and/or people involved in the story


Conclusion: don't waste your time at NWP.

[slim]

Anyone who has played with Brandi live should know whether or not she was dumping based on those HH's. I don't think it's possible for her to cash in those 4 tournies if she was really as bad as those HH's. And if she really played the same way live, people wopuld have already noticed and criticized her play even worse, long before this thread.

Conclusion: she was either dumping to friends or just dumping it to strangers for some reason.

[TroutMaskReplica]

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or you could read it for free? ran it by babelfish:

Brandi is a Gelegenheitsmodel from Nashville and has recently still Muffins sold with Starbucks.

On the second day of the Festa Brandi Hawbaker gives a television interview to aluminium Lago. It is their first interview at all. It carries a bus animal with tiger skin strips, a beige Caprihose and Stoeckelschuhe. She says: "if I sexy attract myself, set the men more." She saw one year ago a Pokerturnier on the television and began to play in the InterNet. For three months it lives on the Pokern. And it has a run, 260,000 dollar in chips stacks itself before it. "I tremble at the whole body", say her.

Lindgrens Blackberry beeps, a SMS from the Bell agio. Erick reads, schmunzelt, says: "Brandi presented today its chests, the mouse wants to drive the men into the insanity." It has completely properly easily so far, says it, is however too inexperienced, in order to win the tournament. "you, the pressure is too greedy it will up-eat." Later in the Fontana Lounge draengeln itself the spectators around their table. Brandi leads, carries in this evening a lilac-colored silk dress with cutout for 540,000 dollar, it as far as the belly navel, no BH. It pushed 150,000 dollar in the Pott. On the table a king, a lady, ten are appropriate and for three. Brandi turns its maps, it has a As and a king. Two kings thus, it something smiles tormented. Their opponent pushes his maps into the center: a As and a Bube. It has a road. At the Nebentisch someone johlt: "beautiful dress, Brandi. It would be still more beautiful, if it lay before you on the soil." Brandi cramps, but who not actually believes, is already so well settled. One hour later possesses it only 98,000 dollar and plays Harakiri. Before the Dealer puts a map down openly, she sets her entire chips. A player goes along immediately. It has a As and a king, Brandi only a As and boys. Too few. At 16.14 o'clock burst their dream. "I wanted to bluff and forget have that I am a woman", say her. "with women one can always recognize, what they think straight." 20,875 dollar prize money it sags in, nevertheless.

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nice work. love those babelfish translations:

"Brandi presented today its chests, the mouse wants to drive the men into the insanity."

[7n7]

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I can't believe I read the whooooooooooooooooooooole thing



(since last time I posted)

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I have 0 rep. in the poker world and it's worlds better than Brandi's is right now.

I think I've damaged by neck by just reading the posts in this thread and shaking it back and forth in awe.

If she's a con (and it sounds like she certainly is to some degree), she sure can tell a story. I mean, "huggles" isn't even a word. Kudos for originality at least if this is a swindle.