Stars catches a bot and it's........my mom

[maurile]

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I'm 57 and I routinely four table while surfing the net and watching TV.

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Oh yeah? Well I'm 59 and I routinely four-table while surfing the net, watching TV, eating a sandwich, talking on the phone, and masturbating.

p\/\/n3d!!1!

[frommagio]

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Teddy: Is your mom anywhere near Toronto? I could go over and take a look at her computer.

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Are you trying to hit on Teddy's mom?

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Hey, I don't like the way this is going, so I'll fess up - Teddy's mom was with me for those 43 straight hours, so I know she's not guilty.

[Our House]

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I'm 57 and I routinely four table while surfing the net and watching TV.

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Oh yeah? Well I'm 59 and I routinely four-table while surfing the net, watching TV, eating a sandwich, talking on the phone, and masturbating.

p\/\/n3d!!1!

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I'm 31 and I can barely do any of those things individually.

[parappa]

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hey teddy,

i, for one, really appreciate you bringing this public light and following thru thoroughly. it would be very easy to say [censored] it and give up due to all the idiots doubting you. please keep us updated as this progresses as i think its quite alarming.

also, you likely already realized, but note the posters who believe you vs. the ones who post wannabe witty/investigative/nitpicking one liners doubting you. its quite clear that the respected forum members are behind you. ignore the other turds.

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[Sandra Bullett]

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I'm 31 and I can barely do any of those things individually.

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Do you need a hand?

[DarthIgnurnt]

I'm still hung up on your mom 6-tabling (one email says 8-tabling) 2c/5c limit games, sometimes for 4 or 5 hours. But ... ok ... I've heard stranger things.

My biggest takeaway from this thread is that Jeff from PokerStars, whether he's right or wrong, sounds like a Class A douchebag.

[ubercuber]

Teddy an Mommy have done everything (and beyond) to convince me they are innocent here (at least of knowingly participating in wrongdoing). I suspected Teddy was honest by his responses and was convinced by his first email post (your mom is cleary quite bright). Josh sealed the deal. Pokerstars needs to pony up some HH to back up their claim. (Because nobody is feeling too good about Jeff deciding their fate right now.) Jeff is too confident to be half as smart as Teddy's mom. The smarter you are the more aware you are of your own ability to be wrong. (Of course that statement could be less than acurate.)

Personal note to Teddy's mom:
Please write a book, about anything. Please slap Teddy until he agrees to stop using the word retarded in such an offensive way. Please keep emailing Jeff until he cracks and gives away his incompetence. Please stop folding QQ everytime an Ace hits the board, what are you...a bot?

[Our House]

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I'm 31 and I can barely do any of those things individually.

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Do you need a hand?

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Haha. I knew you'd come back! Yes, I need a hand.

Would you mind eating a sandwich for me?

[Sandra Bullett]

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Pokerstars needs to pony up some HH to back up their claim. (Because nobody is feeling too good about Jeff deciding their fate right now.) Jeff is too confident to be half as smart as Teddy's mom. The smarter you are the more aware you are of your own ability to be wrong. (Of course that statement could be less than acurate.)

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I instantly and totally agreed with "nobody is feeling too good about Jeff deciding their fate right now"

Never mind his confidence, or technical ability, both of which may (as this thread evolves) prove to be well-founded (or, I am guessing, not). My fear is that very often in life situations develop which are neither obviously black, nor obviously white. Amiguity is more common than not. I don't want the fate of my bankroll to be controlled by someone too arrogant to question his first opinion.

Many times in my life I have been <u>absolutely</u> certain of something - only to be proven wrong. A sensible person does not refuse to re-examine their opinions. Jeff, I fear, is not trustworthy. Not because he is dishonest, but because he is pig-headed. And that's scary, especially when combined with an over-inflated estimation of his own technical abilities, and the power to seize my account.

I agree that "Pokerstars needs to pony up some HH to back up their claim." (or provide some other suitable, <u>reassuring</u>, explanation or proof). I urge them to do so.

[GrannyMae]

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Number 2: You guys who are questioning Teddy's integrity are [censored] morons. If you have read any of his posts in the past or have even read this whole thread, its ridiculously obvious that he is truthfully telling us everything he knows about the situation.

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said the minions of ZJ.

look how that turned out.