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Old 03-08-2006, 05:10 PM
yvesaint yvesaint is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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The op is alive and well, FWIW.

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well apparently 38k is FWIW
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:11 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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I first saw this thread 2 days ago. I was unsure of what to add to it, but I wanted something apropos. No one really was able to come close to describing the actual horror of the OP's mood.

The person who said this beat was worse than the crucifixation and the sins of all humanity combined came the closest, but that was obviously overdramatic and a bit over the top.


But I finally have a good way to sum it up. A passage from George Orwell's 1984. The scene where O'Brien is interrogating Winston in the Ministry of Love.

To the OP:


Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.

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lol. Worth the wait.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:47 PM
P Chippa P Chippa is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Can anyone confirm that OP is OK? She hasn't posted in like 28hours, and only posted a couple of times. Seriously, does anyone know her IRL?
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:53 PM
five4suited five4suited is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or of laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity, You will be hollow.


OP Returns to the Forum: over/under Sunday March 12th?

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At the risk of repeating others....

I'm catatonic just reading this. As more time passes my shock and sadness only grows. This is the most unbelieveable thing I've ever seen.

I'll take the over for $50. OP will be hooked up to a tequila IV and watching March Madness til Monday... while going through a Tony Montana-sized pile of coke. Wow does this [censored] suck.

P.S. Orwell quote guy: [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] outstanding work.
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

At first I thought people were sarcastically congratulating the OP on his BBJ win...then I read again and saw the river.


BBV is dead.
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:33 PM
ThaHero ThaHero is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

As if it hasn't been stated enough...that is just plain sick.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:55 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

This is so [censored] sick. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:39 AM
Scottery Scottery is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Man thats a bad beat
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:54 AM
prayformojo prayformojo is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I do not want such things to be.
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:48 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

It's the chain of events that occurs in your head when reading the original post that makes this so disheartening.

Just reading this thread gave me the same emotional feeling as crawling out of a 200BB slide in one hour, only to be stuck 200BB's 2 hours later.
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