My ability to start threads in BBV4life

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Basically you're insulting my whole life. Everything IS real and all you do is call me pathetic and that no one can be as pathetic as me so it CAN'T be real.

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EricW,

Do you know what an anecdote is? I'm not being patronizing, most people don't know exactly what it is and constantly misuse the word. Your stories are the epitome of anecdotal writing. They are heavy handed parodies of the stories you used to tell. And I think it's safe to say you know this is what people are getting at when they say 'NOT REAL' even if they didn't articulate the sentiment in that specific manner.

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CC, do you really think this is going to crack a lvl 8 troll?

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No, not at all. However, I don't look at his process as trolling, just pointing out the gray area in between gimmickry and reality.

[EricW]

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Basically what I want here is not to be ostracized because I'm different and socially inept. I'm already ostracized enough in real life from real humans so give me at least one place where I can feel accepted.

Why do you have to take that way from me nath et al? How would you feel if you were restricted from 2+2 because of your weight?

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lol f the haters this [censored] is hilarious, and if u don't think so u are way too uptight about the srsness of teh internets

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i guess it's funny if you buy into his shtick. but WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S A NORMAL PERSON WHO HAS THIS WHOLE LAME ACT. HIS POSTING HISTORY PROVES THIS. and he's not even good at what he does.

you guys who think i'm offended by the weight stuff are way off. besides, no one would get banned for being overweight because being overweight doesn't in and of itself make you a [censored] horrible poster.

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What you don't understand is that my "normal" posts weren't true to who I am. I was afraid of being made fun of so I had to make myself seem more "normal." This right here, my recent posts etc is the real me. I'm happy that the majority of people have accepted me for who I am. But people like you are what make the world such a terrible place. You just can't stand the fact that I'm different. I don't hate you because your BMI is probably in the 50's so why do you hate me because I'm weird?

Either way, I don't see why it affects you so much. I stand by the fact that my posts are real and you disagree. You don't know me in real life so you have no right to tell me if it's real or not but above all, I don't see how it affects YOU. You don't like my posts? Go ahead and put me on ignore. Problem solved.

[EricW]

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Basically you're insulting my whole life. Everything IS real and all you do is call me pathetic and that no one can be as pathetic as me so it CAN'T be real.

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EricW,

Do you know what an anecdote is? I'm not being patronizing, most people don't know exactly what it is and constantly misuse the word. Your stories are the epitome of anecdotal writing. They are heavy handed parodies of the stories you used to tell. And I think it's safe to say you know this is what people are getting at when they say 'NOT REAL' even if they didn't articulate the sentiment in that specific manner.

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CC, do you really think this is going to crack a lvl 8 troll?

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No, not at all. However, I don't look at his process as trolling, just pointing out the gray area in between gimmickry and reality.

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CC,

I can look you straight in the eye and say that almost all of my stories are 100% true.

[goofyballer]

Then how come the manner in which you're posting right now, which is probably most likely to be the "real" you given that you're probably fairly irate about this whole debacle, is absolutely nothing (diction, tone) like the stuff you post in BBV4L?

[goofyballer]

And also, whether your stories are 100% true doesn't address CC's point:

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They are heavy handed parodies of the stories you used to tell. And I think it's safe to say you know this is what people are getting at when they say 'NOT REAL' even if they didn't articulate the sentiment in that specific manner.

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That's a perfect characterization of, say, your "Was this thing I said to a girl baller?" thread, which basically boiled down to some girl asking you the time and you replying that you didn't have a watch or something retarded like that. Like, okay, that conversation definitely could have taken place, but the fact that you're seriously making a thread about something so insignificant and seriously (since you claim to be serious) asking if that was a "baller" thing to say to a girl is just so ridiculously asinine. It's an insult to everybody that clicked on the thread and wasted 20 seconds of their life to experience that drivel.

[skunkworks]

Goofy, I heard gullible isn't in the dictionary.

[drexah]

I've been sitting here for the last 5 minutes deciding what to write. I'm seriously dumbfounded. EricW, you cannot possibly be a real human. Seriously, you make the most over the top, attention whorish, [censored] threads I have ever read in my entire life. When I open your threads, I know exactly what to expect. I take them seriously 0% of the time. You are a joke, a gimmick. I'm, not sure completely at what I am trying to say, as it is 4am and I am drunk yes. But all I do know, is that, you are NOT real. You are not real.


i must have subconciously read the "not real" parts of this thread because i literally scrolled right down to quick reply and wrote this.

At the same time i guess i feel bad just for the simple fact that he could really could be genuine and he is just that [censored] up. The only way to solve this would be for me and EricW to talk on the phone. I know he's posted pics of Dan Bright's place or w/e but that could easily be fake.

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[nath]

EricW,

You can think of new and creative ways to call me a fatass all you want, but in six months' time I won't be, and you'll still be a weird and creepy internet troll with no social skills. So enjoy it while it lasts because it's the one thing you have on me right now. (And that's assuming that you even have that; God knows you don't have the sack to let pictures of yourself find their way to 2+2).

And I've been ignoring you, but I still see your [censored] when people quote it. And in case you haven't noticed, I've left every single one of your B4L threads alone for months. That hasn't stopped you from fat-trolling me every time I post there, though. And it hasn't stopped you from coming to this forum and crapping it up just as badly. In short, you're [censored] horrible and now you're making my forum experience suck despite the fact that I have you on ignore.

Also, anytime you want to step up and test how out of shape I am, look me up. It's not like you don't know what I look like or where I live.

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god i love nath, please realize he really is banished from 4life and come back and make me laugh a lil bit