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#241
08-02-2007, 07:03 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] NH. I only hope Noles is an egosurfer and comes across that tidbit. I just found this thread, and wanted to contribute a good one (I loved baseball in the 80s), but I swear the first 8-9 obscure players with memorable names that came to mind have already been posted- Wockenfuss, Biancalana, Lombardozzi, etc. all taken- unbelievable (even Moose Haas, who was the last card I needed when I collected the whole 1984 set just by buying packs). Oh well. I guess I'll go with U.L. Washington. Loved the toothpick. 
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#243
08-02-2007, 07:09 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
Steve Jeltz
Dan Gladden Gene Larkin Roy Smalley Kurt Stillwell
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#244
08-02-2007, 07:11 PM
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First, Bob Horner was a beast. Went straight from high school to the pros, no minor leagues, may be the most recent guy to do it, (excluding guys like Ichiro and DM) [/ QUOTE ] yeah, I used to like him as a kid. Didn't he hit 4 home runs in a game once?
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#245
08-02-2007, 07:15 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
Yes, Horner hit 4 HR against the Expos. In typical 80's Brave's fashion, they lost they game.
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#246
08-02-2007, 07:37 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
God the Braves sucked in the 80's. I mean, they sucked. I remember one game I was watching on TBS and Chip or Skip or Blibbity Blip Caray announced the paid attendance as ~5300.
5300. At a professional baseball game.
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#247
08-02-2007, 07:45 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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God the Braves sucked in the 80's. I mean, they sucked. I remember one game I was watching on TBS and Chip or Skip or Blibbity Blip Caray announced the paid attendance as ~5300. 5300. At a professional baseball game. [/ QUOTE ] 80's would have been Skip. And Pete Van Wieren. Didn't the Expos once have a season were they averaged less than 10,000 in attendance per game for then entire season?
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#248
08-02-2007, 07:51 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
Mike Aldrete
Johnny LeMaster Tracy Jones
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#249
08-02-2007, 08:24 PM
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[ QUOTE ] Dickie Noles [/ QUOTE ] I went to high school with Dicky Noles' two daughters. At least if he's the guy I'm thinking of that used to play for the Cards. I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah? You think that's funny? Well I had anal with your grandmother one night when she was cleaning the toilets at the Vet. She was so goddamned fat I thought she was Luzinski. Anyway she was so freaking tight that to loosen her up I had to shove 5 prized Dickie Noles autographed baseballs into her, and one of Bake McBride's bats. If you can get me those balls back, we'll call it even. She can have Bake's bat. He used to do this thing with Manny Trillo that ... well, you can keep the bat.
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#250
08-02-2007, 08:33 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
That is hilarious. Someone created a Dickie Noles gimmick account just for the occasion.
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