So I had a date tonight

[Zagga]

Lol you americans have such funny dates.

Here in the civilized world we just get drunk and have sex. Oh, and we ride a BICICLY so we BOTH can get drunk.

And going out to dinner for $30?! like wtf? If it costs less then €100 it is not worth eating!

[Poofler]

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Yeah I agree to all that. Basically what DDY said. Definitely no handjobs. BJ to orgasm is a win for GA.

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I think you're getting reamed here. I'd probably take the bet if it was just sex to win, but there are way too many anything-but-the-v girls to take this with BJ included, probably especially in Vegas. Your best shot here is probably nervous impotence or goofy jumping the gun.

[naSTIboost]

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goofy give a shot at dating older women. 28-35 would be the best range here.

youre dating all these young stupid bitches who enjoy dating guys who treat them like [censored] all the time and make them feel miserable. youre too nice of a guy to be having to mess around with these morons.

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Quoted for the truth. You sound like you're on a different page than this girl. I'm pretty sure she is just looking to have fun/mess around/whatever. You took this date way too seriously for her. She's a freshmen? Mannn she's just looking to have fun/hook up I'm guessing. You should oblige her. If you want a serious relationship, that can come later.

[Sponger.]

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brag: goofyballer goes to the same school as my sister and didnt meet her.

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Given my track record, I'm sure that is the only obstacle to preventing sexytime from happening.

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I have a hand written note from PITTM's sister that she signed "[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <her name>"

[PITTM]

yikes. thats getting around for you [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Scorcho]

jesus christ that letter just cost me 2 BI because it pissed me off so much and put me on tilt

[goofyballer]

Addendum:

I left one pretty important part out of my TR from the 2nd night (the one where I gave her the letter). The amended version is as follows:

After I gave her the letter we were sitting on her couch getting ready to study or whatever, and she had her laptop and was checking her Facebook when she was like "what, who's this message from?"

I scoot next to her to look at her monitor. Some dude named Jeremy Conway of Las Vegas, NV (born March 6, 1983) had sent her a message; she opened it up, and it read something along the lines of:

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Hi, a guy you went on a date with recently wrote a pretty interesting thread about you I thought you might want to see. Check it out:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&vc=1

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As soon as I see this, I try to grab the laptop and shut the lid, but it doesn't really work; my heart rate doubles. She's like "omg wtf!" and I'm like "uhhhhhh" and she's like "what is this?" and I'm like "uhhhh" and I ask her if at the very least, she'll give me the laptop so I can ease her into it, because it's going to be very embarrassing for me regardless. She does, and right as I'm about to start explaining what 2+2 is to her some dude from next door walks into her apartment and hangs out for like 20 minutes, which is kinda funny considering the massive awkwardness between myself and bio chick that he had interrupted. I had the laptop at this time and could have erased all traces of the message, but that would make me a huge douchebag so meh. Anyway, he leaves, and I explain that 2+2 is this poker site where we all talk about poker strategy, and I explain how BBV started and how people started relating stuff in their lives to beats, brags, and variance, which then spawned the BBV4L forum, where people post stuff about whatever's going on in their life. She can see the pain in my face as I'm explaining all this, and before I open the thread (and god, I love her for this) she said that if I wanted to, I could delete all trace of the thread and she would never have to read it. I decided to let her, mostly because I was completely floored by that gesture and really felt like I could trust her.

So, she read the thread. She thought a lot of the OP was pretty funny, and some of the stuff at the end was kinda sad (one of the things I warned her about was that she might feel bad given that I felt pretty crappy at the end of the night and it came through in the post), but overall she enjoyed reading it. Then she noticed I posted pictures of her and through some miracle didn't even get mad at me or anything. She read through all the replies at the time, some of them were kinda mean-spirited and she seemed to take a little offense to the ones attacking her looks...see, this is what happens when you try to apply the OOT scale to real people. She thought a lot of the responses were pretty hilarious though, and she said Gone Forever's post was really awesome. I showed her some of the other funny 2+2 threads I made, overall I actually think it was a good thing that Mr. Conway tried to trainwreck this because it brought us a lot closer together.

I refrained from posting about this because we were gonna try to think of a way to punk the trainwrecker into thinking he had created some huge dramabomb in my life, but we never really got around to coming up with a plan...so yeah, that's the story. Jeremy, I'm in Vegas right now and will $10k fight you.

[Kimbell175113]

lolololol

[ebepse]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

shes hot btw

[slickpoppa]

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Addendum:

I left one pretty important part out of my TR from the 2nd night (the one where I gave her the letter). The amended version is as follows:

After I gave her the letter we were sitting on her couch getting ready to study or whatever, and she had her laptop and was checking her Facebook when she was like "what, who's this message from?"

I scoot next to her to look at her monitor. Some dude named Jeremy Conway of Las Vegas, NV (born March 6, 1983) had sent her a message; she opened it up, and it read something along the lines of:

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Hi, a guy you went on a date with recently wrote a pretty interesting thread about you I thought you might want to see. Check it out:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&vc=1

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As soon as I see this, I try to grab the laptop and shut the lid, but it doesn't really work; my heart rate doubles. She's like "omg wtf!" and I'm like "uhhhhhh" and she's like "what is this?" and I'm like "uhhhh" and I ask her if at the very least, she'll give me the laptop so I can ease her into it, because it's going to be very embarrassing for me regardless. She does, and right as I'm about to start explaining what 2+2 is to her some dude from next door walks into her apartment and hangs out for like 20 minutes, which is kinda funny considering the massive awkwardness between myself and bio chick that he had interrupted. I had the laptop at this time and could have erased all traces of the message, but that would make me a huge douchebag so meh. Anyway, he leaves, and I explain that 2+2 is this poker site where we all talk about poker strategy, and I explain how BBV started and how people started relating stuff in their lives to beats, brags, and variance, which then spawned the BBV4L forum, where people post stuff about whatever's going on in their life. She can see the pain in my face as I'm explaining all this, and before I open the thread (and god, I love her for this) she said that if I wanted to, I could delete all trace of the thread and she would never have to read it. I decided to let her, mostly because I was completely floored by that gesture and really felt like I could trust her.

So, she read the thread. She thought a lot of the OP was pretty funny, and some of the stuff at the end was kinda sad (one of the things I warned her about was that she might feel bad given that I felt pretty crappy at the end of the night and it came through in the post), but overall she enjoyed reading it. Then she noticed I posted pictures of her and through some miracle didn't even get mad at me or anything. She read through all the replies at the time, some of them were kinda mean-spirited and she seemed to take a little offense to the ones attacking her looks...see, this is what happens when you try to apply the OOT scale to real people. She thought a lot of the responses were pretty hilarious though, and she said Gone Forever's post was really awesome. I showed her some of the other funny 2+2 threads I made, overall I actually think it was a good thing that Mr. Conway tried to trainwreck this because it brought us a lot closer together.

I refrained from posting about this because we were gonna try to think of a way to punk the trainwrecker into thinking he had created some huge dramabomb in my life, but we never really got around to coming up with a plan...so yeah, that's the story. Jeremy, I'm in Vegas right now and will $10k fight you.

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That's bush league. Looks like a fake account. But what the hell were you thinking posting the pictures directly from facebook? Thats just asking for a trainwreck.

Anyway, the chick is really cute, but it sounds like you have no shot with her romantically. I think your best bet is to see if you can get her to set you up with friends of hers.