**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[kazana]

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There must be a forum for microbbv, microwhining and microcrying. This game sucks. Whats the probability of 1/4 suck outs happening like 5 times in a row? And worst of all, why am I always on the loosing end? I mean if I face 5 4 to 1 ssuckouts in a row, there must be a atreak where I make 5 1 to 4 suck outs in a row. I never had this streak. I never had two suckouts in a row. Everytime I suck on someone out its like a holiday - its more rare than having pocket aces, its more rare than hitting a boat on the flop.

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So true. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
And the weirdest part is, that you get different kind of suckout streaks on different sites.
On party, it's usually the call-an-all-in-on-turn-with-naked-flush-draw-suckout against me, at Eurobet it's the turn-your-underset-suckout that happens the whole time, and on UB it was the catch-your-gutshot-suckouts that happened more than its fair share.
Rigged obv. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Everlong]

Don't forget the "fk you I call flop with ONE overcard and hit"-suckout on FT...

[corsakh]

come on, at least you dont go broke when this happens [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[corsakh]

I am such a calling station when I am on tilt [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Ramana]

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (4 handed)

Button ($9.89)
SB ($17.22)
BB ($10.31)
Hero ($9.90)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.05.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $0.7</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.4</font>, Button calls $2.70.

Flop: ($6.95) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6.5</font>, Button calls $6.49.

Turn: ($19.94) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($19.94) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $19.94

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Button has 9s Qs (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: Button wins $19.94. </font>

[C4LL4W4Y]

Why do I keep playing donkaments? Because I'm a Jets fan and a subconsciously thirst for heartache? Idk.

[munkey]

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Don't forget the "fk you I call flop with ONE overcard and hit"-suckout on FT...

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In my case I seem to always get/see othe overpair vs undepair 2outer riverage , as per lst session:

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $57.95</u>
<u>BB: $52.20</u>
UTG: $73.73
MP: $84.85
<u>Hero (CO): $53.60</u>
BTN: $57.40

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $2.25, <font color="red">BB raises to $9</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $6.50, SB calls $6.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($27.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $20</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $44.60</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $48.95</font>, BB calls all-in for $23.20
Uncalled bet of $4.35 returned to SB

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($159.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($159.90) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $159.90 ($3 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Twos) and WON (+$101.90)
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Twos) and LOST (-$53.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Twos) and LOST (-$50.80)

[EMc]

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Why do I keep playing donkaments? Because I'm a Jets fan and a subconsciously thirst for heartache? Idk.

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Are you also a Met fan?

Jets and Rangers is a weird combo. Adding mets proves you are a glutton for punishment.

Im Yankees, Rangers, Jets.

[corsakh]

Titan 20NL
100BB stacks

Hero BB with AK.

fold fold fold Button raises to $0.8, sb calls, Hero raises to $3.0, Button calls, sb folds.

Pot $7. K44r.
Hero bets 4, Button raises to $8, Hero all in, Button calls.

Turn T. River 7.

Viallin shows TT, set of Tens.

Grrrrrrrrr, what a day.

Ai ye, he instacalls the push. Insta calls. OMFG.

[C4LL4W4Y]

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Why do I keep playing donkaments? Because I'm a Jets fan and a subconsciously thirst for heartache? Idk.

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Are you also a Met fan?

Jets and Rangers is a weird combo. Adding mets proves you are a glutton for punishment.

Im Yankees, Rangers, Jets.

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Hahaha yeah I'm Mets, Jets, Knicks and Rangers. The Joe Beningo/Steve Somers WFAN combo. I know my heartache.

That loss to the Sabres on Wednesday night hurt, we gotta get em tonight and bring it back to the Garden.