** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[Mike Kelley]

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Who'll get the proceeds from the HU4ROLLZ stuff I am going to buy then?

I'm buying a mug and a t-shirt. I'm kind of concerned about whether you are heterosexual or not after seeing organic Tee as an offering.

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I get $4 from every sale. Unless you are buying right now because in that case I am marking everything up $25 w/in the next 10 seconds.

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You must of already done this and forgot about it. Which white t-shirt is best? send me a link and I'll buy it beach.


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[Mr_Donktastic]

idk man they are all pretty similar. the value shirt is just like a hanes undershirt. the others are a little heavier. the 'light' shirt is lighter ldo but better quality. some come in other colors.

and the organic one is good for the environment and like freaky hippy chicks might swong on your [censored] if you buy a dozen of them (get one in pink too)

[blunty31]

DLM 1st I live in the projects, 2nd as of now I have no problem with u if I ever met u watever passes here is not serious 2 me but if you saw me in person n decided to get tough i garantee ud be layed out in 5 seconds flat, im not braggin cuz it wouldnt b by me but ive been in [censored] that uve only seen on tv n came out alive so save ur threats.

[QTip]

Sick Day

After the tilting...I had a bowl of cereal and a fine conversation at a table wiht a tag and look at the magic [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[too eazy]

blunty is legit

[SABR42]

I run freakishly bad today jeez.

50/5 morons are calling with ATC and flopping trips against me, and when I have trips and get all-in on the turn they have trips with a lower kicker but hit their 3 outer on the river. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Anyone wanna do flippaments with me? Free money the way I run today.

[LearningCurve]

Geez...this thread has become a bit downtrodden. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[illini43]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG ($27.35)
UTG+1 ($50)
MP1 ($81.95)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($9.55)</font>
MP3 ($32.95)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($49.25)</font>
Button ($51.45)
SB ($52.15)
BB ($20.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $9.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $9.55, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP1 folds.

Flop: ($21.85) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($21.85) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($21.85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $21.85

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP2 has 5d Ad (high card, ace).
Hero has Tc Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $21.85. </font>

LOL MISCLICKAMENTS

[blunty31]

hey I tried, I apologized 2 every1 from 2p2 earlier but this little moron has to keep talkin ish 4 no good reason. The only hands hes every won against me have been suckouts or coolers, an then after all that bein the brave man that he is he has to go typing out wat hed do 2 me if he saw me, a person he knows nothing about. Im not a lil internet gangsta i dont threaten ppl online and I dont need any extra grudges with ppl ive never met and u never know who u might right in2 some day. I dunno I think ppl that sit online n type out wat they would do 2 me if they met me r a fucin joke.

[Hklm8383]

okay dlm first of all i had nothing against you and i considered you a friend. Even if i was tilted today i was not serious in chat because im never serious.

and i like how you call me a wigga. Okay i dress like black people. okay i wear chain. Okay it is the trend where i live. okay its standard.

Now you say you would kick my ass in real life okay. First of all, i would kick you ass no joke. If you mean fist fight i would. I would bet any money on that. ( and im serious )
you dont know who your talking to. ( im not trying to act badass or anything but you really dont know , i mean you dont know me and you dont know how i behave. Its an internet forum. I try to be friendly but you start to call me out. wtf. its not because you have a load of guns in your house that you can act like a jerk and call me out at the table.

You know i am tilted and still acting like a bitch just to piss me off. I mean wtf is your problem you want to get 50
bux out of me ?

And there is something i dont get with you. Okay you have a good winrate at nl200. But why are you doing all those move againt regular. I mean you are 3 betting me like always. Wtf your doing. I honestly dont think im any better than you but over 200k hands i have a much better winrate. why ? because im not wasting my [censored] time making plays against regular and retarded people. shoving against them when i have a gusthot and stuff.


this is what im talking about. Why are you making so many move on such stupid people ? the guy is like 40/10 over 150 hands in my database. WHy are you making such a play on him. He is stupid and your wasting your money.


POKERSTARS GAME #12211659320: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/09/22 - 19:33:53 (ET)
Table 'Albertine' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: seconeluv5 ($211.70 in chips)
Seat 2: geoffacnj ($320.35 in chips)
Seat 3: lman333 ($181.25 in chips)
Seat 4: MOOKNOWS ($204.50 in chips)
Seat 5: supreme20 ($232.55 in chips)
Seat 6: kqnd ($200 in chips)
Seat 7: Dilith ($197.10 in chips)
Seat 8: futilewar ($251.75 in chips)
Seat 9: SingularityM ($43 in chips)
Dilith: posts small blind $1
futilewar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dilith [9d 5d]
SingularityM: folds
seconeluv5: calls $2
geoffacnj: calls $2
lman333: raises $6 to $8
MOOKNOWS: folds
supreme20: raises $16 to $24
kqnd: folds
Dilith: folds
futilewar: folds
seconeluv5: folds
geoffacnj: folds
lman333: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [2c Qs 9h]
lman333: checks
supreme20: bets $32
lman333: calls $32
*** TURN *** [2c Qs 9h] [8s]
lman333: checks
supreme20: bets $66
lman333: raises $59.25 to $125.25 and is all-in
supreme20: calls $59.25
*** RIVER *** [2c Qs 9h 8s] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lman333: shows [Jc Tc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
supreme20: mucks hand
lman333 collected $366.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $369.50 | Rake $3
Board [2c Qs 9h 8s 7d]
Seat 1: seconeluv5 folded before Flop
Seat 2: geoffacnj folded before Flop
Seat 3: lman333 showed [Jc Tc] and won ($366.50) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: MOOKNOWS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: supreme20 mucked [6d 8d]
Seat 6: kqnd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Dilith (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: futilewar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: SingularityM folded before Flop (didn't bet)